1. The handiest tool to have in Lapland is a pickaxe.
2. If your military superior orders you to walk through a mine-field, start a mutiny immediately.
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Gasoline is a great antiseptic
share15. If you have no thread handy, wire is a great stitcher-upper substitute.
16. The Finians, or Finnish, or Fins, call them as you like, have a high pain threshold, generally.
17. Drenching yourself with gasoline and setting yourself on fire is an excellent way of evading an angry dog and a barrage of bullets. Just make sure you're at most 10 seconds away from a large body of water to quench those flames.
share14. If your pilot looks even slightly unwell, do not ignore the 'Fasten seatbelt' sign.
19. If you've dug up a king's ransom in gold in Lapland, sashaying past a Nazi convoy on a horse is not the shortest route to the bank.
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20. Staying on the road at all times when being pursued by a company of pissed off German soldiers is not a dumb idea.
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