Favourite Joke

The therapy scenes. Laughed so hard.

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Lincoln Lee: I lost a partner.
Peter Bishop: I lost a universe!

The "We boys" handshake after the torture scene...

That is my opinion, it is mine and belongs to me, and I own it and what it is, too.

You look like Hercules ...😂

"Nice unicorn man."
"Oh yeah, I'm big time into 'corns. So magical right? You know they're the most lethal animal on the planet?"

Waitress "Do you ever, like, Snapchat?"
Calvin "Oh no, you it's...."
Waitress "I wasn't talking to you."

"I'm the Honey Badger, and I don't give a *beep*

Come at the king, you best not miss.

The scene where Bob contacts Kevin Hart's character for the first time on FB had me rolling. Bob's interests were "Unicorns and Cinnamon," or something. Then the quick series of instant messages, culminating with the Whazzzzuuuup commercial? I was laughing my butt off.

"Utah...Get me two."

"I keep it pitch black, just like Vin Diesel."

When Kevin Hart answers the phone to Bob in his office.

"Heeeeeyyyyy Bobby-o! Are you quite well?"

It's a fugazi, fugeze, it's a wazzy, a woosie. It's all fairy dust.