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If The Movie Titles Were Truthful Game


"Greta Gerwig's Feminist Fantasy"

"Greta Gerwig's Wet Dream"

"We Hate Men"

"Am I Kenough?"

"I'm Barbie, But Not Barbie"

"Barbie Gets A Vagina"

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Hey, I have played that game before.. pretty good stuff!

My contribution:

"Greta Thunderberg's Fever Lust"
"Male Barbie Can't Exist, We Decided"
"It's Impossibly Hard To Live The Most Privileged Life"

How about other movies?

"Back to the Mutilated Present"
"The Tryinator 2: Normal Day"
"Drugspotting"
"Drug Users Trip on Violence without eating Oranges"
"The Story that Eventually Ends"
"Unplugged Nerds Fight Computer Programs"
"A Couple of Days of Ultron"
"Running Around Blowing Things Up with Very Little Blood Involved"
"Rambo: Very Little Blood II: Blowing Up Even More Things"
"Ninja III: Reincarnation Again and Again"
"The Story of a Car Factory with New Japanese Owners"
"Regular-Sized, but Young Women"
"Multiple Shells Without Any Ghosts In Them"
"Ghost Oppressors And Unjust Imprisoners"
"The Tube: NBC Experiment Literally in Television"
"Tiny Skirmishes and Family Feuds On Some Planets (Stars Do Not Get Involved)"
"Cruel And Selfish Media Mogul Misses Childhood Sled"
"Airhead Teen Mass-Murders People In Space Because He Got a High Score On A Simple Game"
"A Psychotic, Fat and Ugly Hag Tortures A Has-Been Writer Inside Cottage"
"Multiple Fatal Nightmares in Teenagers' Minds"
"A Professor-Archeologist Fails To Get A MacGuffin"
"A Schitzo Imagines Impossibilities Before Blowing Up Buildings"
"A Big Group of Weird Cosplayers Fight Each Other" (Probably too generic?)
"A Group of Ignorant Islander Lesbians Let One Of Them Try To Change History, Affecting Nothing Signifigant"
"An Otherplanetarian Comes to Earth, Only To Return In A Hurry After Doing Nothing Interesting" (I guess this could describe multiple movies)

The whole 'Clockwork Orange' still bothers me - there are barely any Clocks, Works OR Oranges in the movie. More aptly, there are drug users, milk and violence in it.

I was also very disappointed, when I saw a movie called "Hudsucker Proxy". No one sucked even ONE HUD in that movie, there were no proxies programmed in the movie that even COULD have done the job, and I don't even think a HUD was even shown - for those, you have to go watch a movie like "Top Emotional Drama in the Sky (With Same Rock Song Played Over and Over)" or something.

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Wow! :O That's a lot of great "truthful" movie title ideas! Feel free to do the game on those movies' pages too :D

And yeah, I thought calling it "A Clockwork Orange" was a stupid name too. I read up on both the book and movie over at Wikipedia, and it sounds like a horrible story.

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Promoting the right progressive views. All right thinking americans should watch it and give it a thumbs up.

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