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Your Snoke Theory Sucks!

posted 6 years ago by Kalyber (58)
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I'm not an aggressive man. Not at all.
But seeing this picture with Rian Johnson, holding that piece of paper... it makes me want to punch the guy in the face while yelling "shut your fhukin mouth and instead of insulting the already deeply insulted fans of Star Wars, try to learn from the EVIDENT mistakes you've made".

Ok, I'm not saying he deserves anything cruel... but face the truth, even if we doesn't count the Luke stuff, the Snoke stuff, Leia stuff or anything what might be subjective... There's a great amount of objective pile of shithe he committed.: Making the movie way more long than any of the other movies showing only his HUGE EGO instead of showing anything that would be a reason of making the movie long. Making it long just to create worse than prequel stuff, instead of doing the beloved characters justice. Making good promising new characters suffer just to make the film "funny", "silly", and appealing to ignorant kids, so called critics and SWJ's instead of make a movie for the fans.

My main complaint is that he had the friggin chance to create something extraordinary. Something what would have made Star Wars great again (pardon the pun. Meh).
But instead of that, he made almost every Star Wars fan bitter and hopeless, and whiny like myself... And what i'm seeing he's more and more arrogant, defending what's evidently fhucked up, and his ego is bigger than any Death Star or Starkiller base ever made.

And seemingly, this guy is keeping the ENTIRE future of Star Wars in his hands, with his so called new and fresh trilogy. And with this attitude, i'm sure he'll be like a self confident kid and make this again but ten times worse just because he can. And he'll show pieces of papers like: "FUHCK YOU FANS! I'm in charge now!"

Good job RJ!

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

He can't spell his own name.

He's not taking charge of anything ever again 🙂

[–] Arghhhh (804) 6 years ago

Ha good point

[–] Keelai (32738) 6 years ago

"He's not taking charge of anything ever again"

I agree. Rather than face the continuing wrath of the Star Wars fans, I say Disney will fire him before he has a chance to ruin the franchise further with a crappy trilogy.

[–] Arghhhh (804) 6 years ago

He's not going to be in charge of a summer fete once reality seeps through all the bullshit.

The tide's turning - just look at this site; people who like the film are harder to find than a satisfying conclusion to a JJ Abrams story line.

[–] bobbynynex (1505) 6 years ago

so its better to not have any theory?

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I'd say it's better to not have watched it.

[–] bobbynynex (1505) 6 years ago

true

[–] Skullomania (483) 6 years ago

'There's a great amount of objective pile of shithe he committed'

This is one of the best sentences I've read on Movie Chat 😂

[–] Vechtersbaas (550) 6 years ago

I would have loved the guy if he made Snoke Darth Plagueis. It was THE move to make. Because lets face it, the story of the ST sucks. Its just the OT all over again. There is a new Empire, Stormtroopers, Rebels, there's even a new fcking DEATH STAR.

Darth Plagueis would be the key to everything and fix it. Why you ask? Because only someone als powerfull als Darth Plagueis, arguably the best and most powerfull Sith could raise an army as big as the First Order. Only he would have defeaded death. He would be the ultimate bad guy. And NOW was his time to strike. To end the Jedi once and for all. He manipulated Luke into fearing Ben and almost killing him, creating Kylo Ren. He is the true master of manipulation and he would bring death and destruction to the galaxy. Just imagine the pure madness they could have done. Using Force powers just like the game The Force Unleashed. It would be an amazing tie in to the PT, making the whole saga feel connected and it makes all the movies matter, because its all connected. Put Force Ghost Anakin in there (better director with better dialog so they could really redeem Hayden Christiansen)
Use Force Yoda, hell, they might be able to use Force Obi-Wan the same way they used Tarkin in Rogue one. Minor role though. They could even go as far as using Force Ghost Sith, giving maybe other Sith a go.

They could explore the Jedi and Sith ways, history and lore. I thought they would do that in TLJ, with the Jedi Temple. But alas, they burned it down. Because the books weren't 'page turners'.

They wasted the biggest and best opportunity to really create something epic. But they had to kill Snoke. Because our theory sucks. Well asshole, what fcking story did YOU have in mind then? Because TLJ is about nothing. Its empty. Shallow, weak and downright just sucks. The fan theories I have read online are soooo much better than whatever you did. And what the hell would episode 9 even be about?

[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

I sure hope Rian has seen this: https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/75838581/your-snoke-theory-sucks-dosent-have-one-of-his-own.jpg