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Yikes

posted 4 months ago by parkerbot (6456)
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Not sure if this site allows betting, but maybe would could bet (just for fun) on this when this guy checks out.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/anti-aging-guru-bryan-johnson-215021568.html

I predict he's toast before he hits 50.

All that money spent just to look like a sickly creepy old fuck.

[–] chumbawampa (273) 4 months ago

He "beat" aging? Then why does the skin on his face look like pizza dough stretched too thin.

On the bright side: If Tales From The Crypt comes back, he could play the Cryptkeeper.

Talk about inability to accept reality.

[–] parkerbot (6456) 4 months ago

Man, why you gotta insult the Crypt-Keeper like that?

[–] cyguration (3945) 4 months ago

Any man who paints his nails who isn't an undead vengeful warrior donning a crow gimmick is not to be trusted.

[–] BKB (7300) 4 months ago

Ok, that photo of him on the front page makes it look like his aging process failed miserably

[–] samoanjoes (53100) 4 months ago

He hasn't been the same since Malcolm Young died.

[–] parkerbot (6456) 4 months ago

Ha!