Has been replaced by...
Okay everyone ever since I stumbled onto this page and posted that she was back, there has been a lot of posting going on here. Well, I think that I have come to a conclusion as to why there are two pages for this lovely lady. The Ellen page that we all knew and loved is not the same person as Elliot Page. I believe that this Elliot chap is actually someone else that is posing as being a trans version of Ellen Page. That conclusion leads me to believe that somewhere out there Ellen Page is still alive, and being held against her will (I'm thinking along the lines of something akin to "Silence of the lambs" type holding). Now, this could be the work of the Illuminati, or it could simply be the work of a deranged fan. I mean, this Elliot chap certainly looks like he could be a trans version of Ellen. However, with all of the outlandish occurrences that have happened in the last few years I am leaning towards the later rather than the former. What this means is that somewhere Ellen is possibly still alive, and she is waiting to be rescued. I think it is imperative that someone notify the proper authorities as soon as possible so that a land, sea and air manhunt commences ASAP. Hollywood has a long storied history of replacing people with doppelgangers, clones, and lookalikes. I mean, I'm sure that you are all familiar with the story of Paul and Faul McCartney right? No one will ever convince me that the guy who wrote "Eleanor Rigby" is the same guy who wrote "Silly Love Songs"! Also, lets talk about Robert De Nero- he's another one who died- RIP- back in 1999, but he was unceremoniously replaced with his no talent hack of a brother Richard. I mean seriously, he went from "Taxi Driver" to "The Godfather Part II" to "Scarface" to "Casino" to not one, not two, but THREE "Meet the Fockers" movies! Are you kidding me?! If there was anymore proof that Robert died in 1999, I don't know what it is?! But I digress, this is not about Richard De Niro, nor is it about Faul Mccartney, nor is it about Steve Guttenberg (don't get me started on that Illuminati clone of a thing) or a malfunctioning cybernetic robot in Will Smith. This is about the safety, and rescue of one Ellen Page. I implore anyone out there with CIA, and/or FBI ties to take this to the highest levels possible. This is so important that it may have to reach the presidents desk! I mean, surely the great one Joe Biden can help Miss page right?
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