Cast


It wouldn't be a movie for "modern audiences" without the obligatory forced diversity β€” including the stereotypical fat obnoxious woman of color.

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Obese black and middle aged lesbian woman. That's the typical Minecraft target customer...πŸ˜’

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Is she a lesbian too?

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Don't know about the fat one. But Kate Mckinney is.

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Gross. I guess they're checking all the boxes with this one. I'm surprised they don't have a tranny.

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They made aquaman look like a tranny

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Fair point.

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Sorry, "including"? Assuming you mean other than Danielle Brooks - are you suggesting casting Jason Momoa is forced diversity?

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Fancy seeing you here Snitch.

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So who are you referring to other than the black woman?

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Looks like a good cast to me.

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It's only good if you are woke.

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If by woke, you mean not racist or sexist, then I am woke and that is good.

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By woke I mean someone who thinks it's fine for the casting to be determined by the Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion department.

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I want the best actors possible for the role. Danielle Brooks is an Oscar nominee and she was fantastic in The Color Purple. Minecraft; The Movie is lucky to have cast her.

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But you’re not getting the best actors. By that, I don’t mean they lack talent β€” I mean they’re simply not right for the role. It doesn’t matter how many Oscars she’s won, she still feels out of place. She wasn’t chosen for her skill but to tick a diversity box. Traditionally, these roles went to White women, but that’s no longer allowed. You're not allowed to have homogeneous casts anymore, even when depicting families that should logically have two White parents and White children. Now, one parent has to be a different race, and the kids have to be mixed. It feels artificial and frankly, it’s obnoxious

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You are assuming that she is not right for the role, but you have not seen the movie or read the screenplay or talked with the director or producer or any of the cast. You know nothing about this film except for a short trailer, but you are already assuming she is wrong for the role.

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Yes, based on the trailer I can see that she sticks out like a sore thumb. She belongs in Tyler Perry movie not movies like this.

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No, you are wrong.

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I'm right because I'm White.


White is right, black is whack, Jack.

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I want the best actors possible for the role. Danielle Brooks is an Oscar nominee and she was fantastic in The Color Purple. Minecraft; The Movie is lucky to have cast her.

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Maybe, but who cares?

Hard to give a shit about a movie based on a lame kids game.

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I don't care about this particular movie for the reason you mentioned β€” it would probably suck even if it didn't have forced diversity β€” but still I'm tired of seeing the cast of every movie/show being determined by the DEI department.

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Why do you assume that the cast was determined by DEI? Maybe the casting director saw The Color Purple or Orange is the New Black and was impressed with Danielle Brooks and wanted to cast her because she is a good actor.

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She doesn’t fit in this role. She feels completely out of place. What parent in their right mind would have their two White children around someone like her? Unless, of course, she’s supposed to be their adoptive mother β€” in which case, see my previous reply about mixed families and DEI.

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You don't know that she doesn't fit or feels out of place, until you see the movie. You can't judge a film or an actor's performance based on a trailer.

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Sure I can. All I needed was to look at her obnoxious face and I know right away that she doesn't belong here.

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Exactly, this looks like diarrhea either way

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