So let me get this straight ... SPOILERS

1. The town is faking UFO abductions to make money.

2. On the day someone finds out that the town is faking the UFO abductions they actually get abducted by a UFO? I mean what are the odds of that happening?

3. While abducted the aliens approach chris and he stands there and says stay back a couple times. Because that's how you talk to aliens. You want to be firm but not too aggressive.

4. He already had been abducted by aliens when he was 10 and he says "No. That's impossible". Because everything else that happened to him is totally possible.

5. They hold hands and tell the aliens that we don't need you anymore. And the aliens are like, oh ok. That's cool. We will just let you go home now. And they wake up in a field and make out.

Is that about it for this idiotic movie?