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We Ruined Luke Skywalker, Now...


...come watch us ruin Han Solo too! Another childhood hero destroyed! YAY! Don't forget to buy the toys!

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But have you seen the new toys? The new Falcon looks AMAZING. With the blue and everything, it looks so different. GO BUY IT!

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At least Joel Schumacher only made 1 Batman toy commercial, so far Disney has made four 2 hours Star Wars toy commercials.

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Joel did batman forever and batman and robin...

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I thought Force Awakens already ruined Han.

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They are going to ruin him twice. I don't think thats ever be done before.

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They certainly did. Only good thing that they killed Adult-Diaper Hans off.

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How did the Force Awakens ruin Han? I get that not everyone loved the movie, but I thought Han was still beloved.

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His inexplicable regression from war hero general back into being a smuggler... (presumably now an incredibly famous smuggler).
The fact he raised a sociopath.
The fact he split from his wife and kid and left his friends to fight and die without him.
The fact that he is now so senile he lost his ship and the cargoes of two different groups of generic bad guys. At the same time.
That he also took BB8 out in the open despite knowing the first order were looking for him leading to the deaths of scores of innocents.
The fact that he stopped a do or die mission to save the galaxy to try to win over the villain - who has just participated in the mass murder of billions - with a hug. On a gantry over a massive pit.
The fact that the hugging plan didn't work and he died like an idiot. For nothing.

To name a few things.

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Arghhh had a pretty comprehensive list.

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Nah!

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Since it sounds like your own opinion, who's we?

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Luke had a noble death, sacrificing himself to help the resistance escape the empire.

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by not actually going to help them and instead dying from 'being tired' ...

riiiiight.

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He did help them. he bought them time to escape.

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Which was very contrived. It was actually rey that saved them anyway - they had plenty of time to run out the back, with or without Luke's involvement.

Basically the point of the sequence was not for Luke to save them, rather it was the way in which they wanted him to die. An angry, tired, alone and defeated old man.

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Do you even know Star Wars, bro?

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This is not Star Wars ... I thought that was pretty clear.

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Well congrats Galactus03 on making quite possibly the most twatty comment I've seen on these boards.

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But oh so true...wahhhhhhhhhhhh....😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.....Han Solo is dead,Luke is dead, leah is dead.....boo hoo your fantasy of them being the leads in Star Wars again is dead....Chewie is next as well as the droids. The falcon will probably be destroyed as well.....hahahahahahahahahaha...better pick a new franchise to obssess over...lmao

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lol you are an absolute moron :).

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Moron or not.....my previous statements are correct............😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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No you're not correct. And what's with the juvenile emoji spam? This isn't twitter for kids...

Wait, are you a rey mary sue apologist? That would be too funny.

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You think you have it bad. Look at the crap Star Wars fans are dealing with right now. Discovery is set a few years before TOS and looks like it's set years later. So go find something rational to bitch about..... ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha.......

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Force Awakens already did that, he lost everything not just the Millennium Falcon, JJ turned him into a deadbeat dad who reverted to smuggling after being a general and war hero for the Rebellion, and of course they split up him and Leia. *sigh*

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I feel like Disney is probably going to release a special edition of Return of the Jedi and in the very last shot in big red letters the following message comes up: YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU ARE SEEING, YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS GO ANYWHERE!

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get a job and move out of your mums basement.

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Meh. There's nothing this goofy spin off can do to undermine Han Solo as a character than TFA already did. They already ruined Han by regressing his character development throughout the OT into that of a failed husband & father who goes back to being a petty smuggler and then dies a meaningless death.

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Force Awakens already ruined this character with Adult Diaper Hans suddenly not caring for friends and family anymore and going back to smuggling (with the most recognizable name, face and ship in history, good idea).

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DON'T FORGET ABOUT KANJIKLUB!!!

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