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Ha! That line made me laugh. I'm determined to try and throw that in and get my GF to ask that. She was very pretty in this. Beautiful eyes. And we know Garth Algar agrees. I liked it a little more than the first Crank. Both are absolutely ridiculous. But I found this one a bit more fun. I thought she was funny too, and wish she was in it a bit more. She's great. Her hiccups kept making me laugh. This one is fun! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjePTsCiE_k The lyrics make me laugh. I'm not sure anything she did was supposed to be a turn-on. Yep. Fun song and a cool tribute to Theresa. Fake tits lose with me every time. <blockquote>I'm just curious to see how they get a black woman to keep quiet for 2 hours</blockquote> And what if one of the monsters touches her hair? A real legend. Very smart man. I always enjoyed his interviews about movies and his New World Pictures produced a lot that I really enjoy. Just watched this and am still trying to identify this beauty. She's the fun crazy one who is telling the guy how she killed her boyfriend as she undresses. Then the thugs break in, tie her up on the bed, and she's left their naked while a couple of guys fight. Sadly I guess she is presumed dead as the boat is on fire and we never see her again. But who in the cast is she? From the listed credits would seem to maybe be: Mary Miller - girl in cabin Britt Helfter - girl in cabin Maggie Dowling - gun moll I'm not sure what character would be the "gun moll" or what that means in this movie. This woman can't be Britt Helfer, but then you'd think the other "girl in cabin" would be the redhead who is with Lloyd and who gets shot in the back with a crossbow. It annoys me when I can't identify pretty women in these movies, LOL! Some better (NSFW) pictures of her here: https://vinegarsyndrome.com/cdn/shop/products/006_7b3bd991-cc70-4c06-8454-50b221b48ae7_2400x.jpg?v=1558546776 https://vinegarsyndrome.com/cdn/shop/products/009_5a4ddf22-17e4-46a1-8e41-f3f30aad176f_2400x.jpg?v=1558546776 I hope this comes to Tubi so I can take a look and see how bad it is. And I'm saying, this doesn't sound like it's porn at all, not of any variety if you actually read about it. It'd be the first nudity free "porn" in history if so. If you ready any of the reviews about it (from people who've watched it), it's nothing of the sort. Not porn. Not soft-core porn. There's not even any nudity. It sounds like a painful watch at 90 minutes. Fun title, but that's it. It it actually has no boobs, then I'd have to amend my opinion. It SOUNDS like a great title, but I don't like false advertising. To quote the movie <i>Clerks</i>, "I don't appreciate the ruse". Appears to feature some zaftig women, which is cool with me. But I'd be annoyed with a title like that if they don't show any more than you see here. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7456544/mediaviewer/rm939371521/ It's a great title. Says just what it means to and needs to about the movie. Nobody owns culture. "cultural appropriation" is such a b.s. term. The famous Cleopatra was certainly Greek/Macedon, but so what? Name your kid what you want. This movie is all kinds of awesome! Tits and kung-fu! Crossbows and bartenders who make break large blocks of ice by headbutting to make drinks on the rocks! Jewel Shepard and Camille Keaton appear. Love it! She's fantastic. I think she can play anything. I love when she plays passive aggressive, but I also find her very sexy. Really talented comedian.