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Dumb jokes for a rainy Friday night

posted 6 years ago by GlenEllyn (21287)
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

[–] GlenEllyn (21287) 3 months ago

7-yr-old: What's for lunch?
Dad: Leftovers.
7-yr-old: *mopes*
Dad: What's wrong with that?
7-yr-old: There's a reason we didn't eat them the first time.

[–] GlenEllyn (21287) 3 months ago

[Loading van for a trip]

11-yr-old: We have a lot of stuff.
Dad: We have a lot of people.
11-yr-old: That's your fault, not mine.

[–] GlenEllyn (21287) 3 months ago

Dad: *irons his shirt.*
6-yr-old: Why are you doing that?
Dad: I don't like wrinkles.
6-ye-old: What about the ones on your face?