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My friend thinks he is god’s gift to women

posted 4 years ago by MovieBuff224 (5053)
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He has always done well with little effort, and everyone questions his success because he is extremely average looking. The general consensus and only logical conclusion is that he gets girls because he is black, and it’s pretty obvious.

He has bragged numerous times about his big dick and how many girls have told him how big it is. Yet somehow he still thinks his disproportionate success with women is due to his looks or personality or some other rewarding attribute.

When I tell him about my struggles with women he is insensitive to them and insists he has somehow earned or deserves the level of success he has achieved and it gets really old, to the point that I resent him. Not because I’m jealous, but because he’s so oblivious and has such an inflated opinion of himself.

[–] KD637 (488) 4 years ago

I'm tired of you americans always complaining when somebody does better than you. In politics, gender, race relations, everything. Look, nobody cares if your friend "deserves" it or not. Universe doesn't care about who you think deserves what. The important thing is he is successful and you're not. And if you ask me, you're unsuccessful because of the type of person you are - the type to secretly hate a person you call "friend" and bitch about it on the internet.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 4 years ago

Lol you obviously didn’t read my post. I’m not jealous of him at all, I’m sick of HIS attitude and ego. When someone has success for a stupid reason it’s annoying.

[–] Otter (24464) 4 years ago

You are SO jealous! Read your own original post!

Really, you don't seem to understand that sexual success has absolutely nothing to do with fairness or merit, it's a matter of being able to appeal to other human beings on their own terms - not on your own. Women aren't a reward for anything, they're people with their own likes and dislikes, and if there's a key to success in the lists of love, it's being able to figure out what the people you're after prefer, and being able to present it. Or fake it.

Don't waste any effort resenting this guy, study him and his methods!

[–] Moderator5 (1242) 4 years ago

Someone should ask God and settle the question once and for all.

He used to be a member here, but unfortunately he was banned. The all-knowing, all-powerful Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, He Who Commanded Light to Shine out of Darkness turned out to be a huge troll. Go figure.

https://imgur.com/uS7OGys

[–] zephyr_cape (2979) 4 years ago

I knew 311 was God!

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 4 years ago

Haha. Was he at least entertaining?

[–] Moderator5 (1242) 4 years ago

I'd be afraid to say otherwise. ⚡️

[–] Catbookss (13664) 4 years ago

"The general consensus and only logical conclusion is that he gets girls because he is black, and it’s pretty obvious.

He has bragged numerous times about his big dick and how many girls have told him how big it is. Yet somehow he still thinks his disproportionate success with women is due to his looks or personality or some other rewarding attribute."

That's not the only logical conclusion. It could very well be, and most likely is, because of a combination of his looks, personality, and other rewarding attributes. One of the most important being that he likes women, and isn't bitter, angry about or towards them. But you don't want to hear that. It's much easier to resent him and assume it's because of his physical endowment, which these women wouldn't know until after they'd slept with him.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 4 years ago

I’m glad you know him better than me! If he were all of the things you assumed (for no apparent reason other than to disagree and with no supporting evidence) why would I make this thread? I would love it if he were good looking and had loads of personality. Then it would make sense. On top of all of this, he not only doesn’t “like” women but he is a downright mysoginist dog. He regularly talks degradingly about women and sees them all as pieces of meat. Which is sad because he has a young daughter. Thanks for trying though, I applaud your efforts!

[–] sslssg (30424) 4 years ago

I can't speak for the other women here, but your constant complaining about women and that women go for other men all the time is such a turn off for me at least. Attitude is so much more important than looks. Even if he is a dog and treats women like crap, your jealousy isn't attractive either.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Oh no he's not JEALOUS, he's RESENTFUL. The difference is huge, apparently.

[–] sslssg (30424) 4 years ago

He's been told many times by a number of people that he should look at himself to see why he is unsuccessful, but instead he is RESENTFUL of his "friend" and blames women.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Not to mention his co-workers and just about everyone else he encounters each day, from what I can see.

I've been here five minutes and I already wish I knew less about him.

[–] Catbookss (13664) 4 years ago

What I said was "It could very well be, and most likely is ..." not that I knew him better than you or that I was assuming anything. Those were things you said he claimed about himself.

If he's a misogynist dog who talks degradingly about women and sees them only as pieces of meat, and on top of that he's an asshole of a friend, why do you have him as a friend? It is sad that he's that way in general, but much worse because he has a young daughter.

But, again, no woman would know he's got a large member, unless they'd already (mysteriously) been attracted to him for whatever reason long enough to know that. So that's not why they're attracted to him, it's some other reason.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

If he was really your friend you wouldn't be jealous and you certainly wouldn't be broadcasting his shit to the world.

This is not what friends do.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 4 years ago

I specifically said in my OP I was not jealous at all, glad you can read! His inflated ego and arrogance are what bother me, not my comparative lack of success or the women he gets.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Sorry, you RESENT him. Better?

The point is the same, you are no friend I would want to have.

[–] MovieBuff224 (5053) 4 years ago

I’m not wrong for resenting someone who acts like an asshole, sorry you’ve got that backwards.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Why do you say he is your friend then if you resent him so much and come on to a chat forum to call him an asshole?

I don't believe a damn word you say.

[–] Catbookss (13664) 4 years ago

Yes, we can read.

These are your words: "he’s had plenty of skeezers but he still gets regular attention from pretty attractive young girls. It is really frustrating to see."

It obvious you are jealous/resentful of him but your unwilling to admit it.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Interesting.

Apparently my strategy of bragging about how many times I've seen the original Star Wars trilogy is not optimum.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Thank you for making me smile.🙂

[–] mikethemartian (6286) 4 years ago

I always where my Starfleet uniform to the clubs because nothing turns on a woman more than a man in a uniform.

[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

I'll have to try that. Maybe throw some spock ears into the mix.

[–] mikethemartian (6286) 4 years ago

I knew a guy from Alabama in the late 80s who lived in the same dorm as me at the university. He sort of looked like Elvis Presley. He never went to class. All he did was sleep and juggle balls around the dorm hallways. Women loved him. I remember once seeing a woman literally “jump his bones”.

[–] bohemianroxie (2471) 4 years ago

I have to hand it to you...If nothing else...you are entertaining..

Let it be said by one who knows...
big dicks are over-rated..
They mean nothing if they don't know what to do with it.
I knew a guy once that thought his success with women was his large member but the truth was he had oodles of charm. He wasn't much to look at either...But he was oh so charming.

[–] Moonglum9 (10852) 4 years ago

I have a similar situation. The guy I know isn’t black though, he’s Spanish. His name is Regalo, and I always ask him why he thinks he’s gods gift to women. He says “Hey man, juss look at my name.”