Kevin smith
“Ok so we are going to turn Justin long into a walrus or something. Shut up f you it’s a a good idea “
"Hear me out. Water aliens come to earth to get it on, but they also eat people. Here's the twist, they can't tolerate alcohol, so they can't kill drunk people. So the protagonists drink a lot."
"Nice! Although I think there's really only one place that would be believable."
"Ireland"
"Yup"
A: I'm struggling.
B: What's up?
A: Who's more badass, the man who killed Hitler or the man who killed the Bigfoot?
B: Lemme think...
A: Take your time.
B: Honestly, bro...
A: Yeah?
B: I don't know.
A: You don't know?
B: Yeah, but I know who's even more badass than those guys.
A: Really? Who?
B: The man who killed Hitler...
A: Dude, that's the firs...
B: ... and THEN the Bigfoot.
A: Whoa!
https://moviechat.org/tt7042862/The-Man-Who-Killed-Hitler-and-Then-the-Bigfoot
M Night Shyamalan
"Ok, so one of the main characters is named Story. And also I'm the like the Messiah or something. Shut up, I made the sixth sense"