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USA is number one in toilet paper use per capita


Beating Germany by 7 rolls/13 pounds of paper, per human in a year.

Congratulations!

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TELL THE GERMANS TO WIPE THEIR ASSES WHEN THEY FINISH SHITTING...PROBLEM SOLVED.

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They nasty that way.

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Perhaps it's not so much that they don't wipe their asses, it's just that the shit they produce isn't so nasty that it needs half a roll just to get the butt clean. While I didn't see many bidets while I was in Germany, I've still seen more there than I have in the US or Canada, so that might be a reason too.

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THE BIDET THINK OCCURED TO ME TOO...UNWIPED CRACKS JUST SEEMED MORE AMUSING.🙂

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I've read stories from nurses about men who don't wipe because they think it makes them gay to touch their asses. I really hope that is uncommon because ewwww.

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EWWW IS RIGHT...THAT IS DISTURBING...EVEN MORE SO THAN MY COUSIN'S STEP DAD WHO SHITS AND THEN RINSES HIS ASS IN THE SHOWER...BUT NEVER RINSES THE SHOWER DRAIN OR FLOOR.

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I'll take that over not wiping or even flushing wet wipes. I mean it's gross, but I rinse any shower that isn't mine before getting in it anyways.

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I KNOW THIS STORY BECAUSE MY COUSIN WOULD COME OVER A LOT...ONE TIME HE TOOK HIS SHES OFF AND HIS SOCKS HAD BROWN STAINS ON THEM AND THEY STUNK...HE EXPLAINED TO ME HOW IT HAPPENED...BUT NOT WHY HE LEFT IT ON HIS DAMN FEET...DUDE IS NASTY...HE IS IN HIS MID 30S AND THE EXACT SAME NASTY LITTLE BOY...JUST 400 POUNDS OF NASTY LITTLE BOY THESE DAYS.

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Why would he wear socks in the shower?

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MY COUSIN GOT SHIT ON HIS FEET FROM HIS STEP FATHER IN THE SHOWER AND DID NOT REALIZE SO HE DID NOT RINSE IT OFF...STAINED HIS SOCKS AND MADE ME VOMIT.

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People need to remember to wash their feet in the shower.

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How much do we beat Pakistan by?

Signed, million man

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Left hands are for life.

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AngryViking gets it.

Signed, million man

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Oh shit, my bad Andy.

Signed, million man

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Muslims win…erm… hands down.

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So what are saying...that we are full of crap?

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Well Bidets are more widely used in developed countries.

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What is "toilet"?

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That's because Kowalski is there which means the USA is full of shit.

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I know Kowalski and blue1981 and the rest of the bidet gang know the reason.

Easy install add-ons are like $30-35. Making at least 9/10 makes one-wipers! And the cold water spritz is a sure-fire wake-me-up in the the morning!

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That's because we're the only major country where there are no bidets.

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