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I woke up this morning to a tap on my door.

posted 11 days ago by samoanjoes (51811)
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The plumber that was at my house yesterday has a sick sense of humour.

[–] AndyKing1967 (34415) 11 days ago

A bit obvious 😕

[–] samoanjoes (51811) 11 days ago

This wasn't a pun. The asshole mounted a tap on my door.

[–] AndyKing1967 (34415) 11 days ago

Had you been telling him any of your jokes?

[–] samoanjoes (51811) 11 days ago

I never said it was a male.

[–] AndyKing1967 (34415) 11 days ago

Sorry. Had you been telling them any of your jokes?

[–] samoanjoes (51811) 11 days ago

Them? Are they non-binary?

[–] AndyKing1967 (34415) 11 days ago

Actually, ‘them’ is non specific, unless it’s already been qualified.

[–] samoanjoes (51811) 11 days ago

You've been hanging out too much in Themchester.

[–] AndyKing1967 (34415) 11 days ago

[–] samoanjoes (51811) 11 days ago

[–] mikethemartian (6156) 11 days ago

Were you weak and weary?

[–] SamNoyoun (4520) 11 days ago

Nevermore...

[–] parkerbot (5788) 11 days ago

I was hoping it was CSIS.

I keep sending them complaints about you.

It's only a matter of time before one of us is arrested.

[–] samoanjoes (51811) 11 days ago

They changed their number after receiving a bunch of false claims. Now I know why.

[–] parkerbot (5788) 10 days ago

[–] diezman (1838) 10 days ago

That's a GONG!