Did you know next week is International Diarrhea Awareness Week?
Runs until Friday.
shareAnd you're its poster child! Great topic on a beautiful, spring morning, jerk off. π€¨ There's just no end to your desperate, attention whore garbage is there?
shareI was doing great until I read this. Now my day is ruined.
share1. Just because it's a beautiful day where you are, that doesn't mean it's a beautiful day elsewhere.
2. You probably clicked this because it was raising awareness for a major issue you could relate to.
3. Thanks for bumping my post. This really helps with me being an alleged "desperate, attention whore".
"...major issue..."
Yeah, your desperate, attention whore, daily garbage.
Yet you're the only one being negative here.
shareI suppose creating a shallow, worthless thread about diarrhea, first thing in the morning, is an example of positivity. π You're really fucked up in the head!
shareChill, grandpa. It's a joke. I didn't compare anyone to diarrhea. A 70-year-old ex-con is offended at the word "diarrhea". Now I've heard everything.
shareDid I say you compared someone to diarrhea, you deceitful snake? I consistently made the point that it's a shitty thread topic, pun apropos, and it's original.
Playing the ex-con card is like playing the race card, an obvious sign of desperation.
I didn't say that you said that. You said this post wasn't positive and I'm telling you that it's not like I'm comparing diarrhea to anyone here.
And no, playing the ex-con card is not like playing the race card. You're telling me that I'm not being positive which is hilarious coming from an ex-con.
Typical, predictable response from you: https://tenor.com/view/muddy-waters-gif-23524851
shareYeah, my typical response is refuting what you say without deflecting.
shareYour typical responses are usually more word salads.
shareAnd yours are just accusations.
shareYou've repeatedly admitted to being a misanthrope and you're still struggling with "attention whore".
shareYou've accused me of being an attention whore because I replied to my notifications.
shareYou manipulate that! You deliberately postpone responding to certain posts so that you can use them to bump up your threads the following morning. It's been an unmistakable pattern daily on this board.
shareNo. It's called sleep. I wake up in the morning and respond to the notifications. That's why I post generally around the same time.
shareBullshit! One of your first comments here was to thank me for bumping this garbage thread, something you usually do yourself every morning.
shareNo, you said I like the attention so I'm making fun of you for bumping the thread and giving me the attention you think I want. I even used the word "alleged" when speaking about the attention you claim I crave.
shareWord salad. π
shareThere's that deflection I was talking about earlier.
3. Thanks for bumping my post. This really helps with me being an alleged "desperate, attention whore".
HEY!...I AM THE ATTENTION WHORE AROUND HERE....NOW...LOOK AT ME...LOOK AT ME ...LOOK AT ME!~!~~!!
sharedb thinks replying to posts on your own thread is attention seeking. The dude is so old he doesn't understand how forums work.
shareI see and recognize manipulation, attention whore behavior. You deliberately postpone responding to a couple of comments so that you can use them to bump your thread to the top of the board the following morning. Then you begin adding new threads. It's an unmistakable daily pattern. You've even bragged about using click bait tactics to get posters to respond to you. You clearly have no life away from this board. If you were forced to stop posting, you'd have serious withdrawal symptoms.
shareYes, the mornings are when I have the best time to post. Congratulations for figuring out that people have specific times that suit them. The only click bait is my puns because you're not supposed to know it's a joke until you click it. If this site closed down, you'd lose your entire interaction with the human species since your ex-wife and kid want nothing to do with an ex-con.
shareYou post all day and night on here, attention whore, beginning with the pattern I pointed out.
I don't hate people in general and then try to demand their attention on a daily basis.
BOY I SURE DO...THAT SSLSSG IS A REAL SCUMBAG.π
shareIf you noticed that pattern, that means you're on here all the time too.
shareI poop at the same time every morning; I thought it was important to note that.
shareIt's a dumb, old joke that most people have heard or seen elsewhere before. No one is offended by it, we just think it is not funny or clever.
sharedb20db didn't say it wasn't funny. His words were: "Great topic on a beautiful, spring morning, jerk off". That means he's disgusted by my joke.
shareWell, he does have a good point. It isn't a pleasant topic and the idea of diarrhea for a week is icky and most people don't want to hear about it.
shareMost people don't want his vitriol and yet he does it constantly.
sharedb can be combative at times, but at least he is sincere, direct and honest in his approach. He will fight with someone openly, instead of being passive aggressive and sneaky/dishonest and creating call out or mocking threads on random boards, like you do.
shareSo you want to continue posting about little girls without being called out?
shareIf you have a problem with something I post, reply to that specific post and say so or send me a private message. Creating new, unrelated threads on random girls pages attacking me is not the solution. It's dishonest and disrespectful to everyone. I may not even see these posts where you are mocking/bashing me, even though you previously said publicly that you wouldn't attack me.
shareIf it wasn't for public posts, I probably never would have called you out to begin with because I thought I was the only one who was noticing your trend. It wasn't until Saskia called you out when I thought, "finally it's not just me that sees it".
But I also find it concerning that you don't think this thread is a pleasant topic, but you think starting threads asking us for our favourite child models is okay.
It's another one of his desperate, hitting-below-the belt tactics.
shareHitting below the belt? He's disgusted at this thread, but he somehow doesn't think asking people for their favourite child models isn't disgusting. You two are made for each other. Just let me know when the wedding is.
shareYeah, for someone who constantly whined about the race card being used on him, you employ the same, dirty tactics against others out of desperation. You're a disgusting, sorry excuse for a human being.
shareConstantly? I mentioned once where someone accused me of being racist on a comment that wasn't even about race and I even said I think everyone has experienced this.
shareRun out of ideas?
shareI eagerly await you having pun constipation.
shareThe time will come. I can't keep coming up with these forever. Or can I?
shareAren't all of these puns stolen from other sources? None of your puns are original.
shareNone?
shareOut of the ones I have seen, they were stolen from others. Maybe there was one original in there somewhere.
shareLying is a sin, Steven. Now go to confession and give me 10 Hail Mary's.
shareI don't go to confession. That's more of a Catholic thing and I'm a non-denominational Christian.
shareThen go to your room and think about what you've done.
shareTo steal something would imply that someone originally owned it and wanted it.
No one wants these puns.
He's just trying to find them a home where they can be loved.
I just try to lighten the mood here. db20db is good reason for me to do it.
shareI had no idea what a db20db is.
When I googled it, I found this.
https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/021/696/536/large/vincent-cormier-57a06-suit.jpg?1572614777
It all makes sense now.
db20db is like those bullies at school who push nerds into the locker and then when they tell a teacher, they cry and claim to be the real victim.
shareSo it's not a man-fly in a suit?
Damn, I have to re-think everything now.
Maybe this will help:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkAJtRiOAxk
Whaa! Victim mentality in play again. You're too stupid and obvious to have ever been a nerd.
shareI'm not the one who has ever claimed there is a "sickening clique" against me. No one on this site other than you has done it. All I ever said is that you were an asshole who got offended when I finally began responding to your criticisms against me. You even admitted it was deserved.
shareShow me where I claimed it was deserved, LIAR!
shareYou said that you didn't like misanthropes and told me that's why you do it. You claimed you only attack people when it's deserved. And besides, when you asked for proof before, you said it was pathetic that I went through your post history to prove it, so there's no sense of me trying to prove you wrong now so you can deflect again.
shareThat was a shitty joke....it was also brilliant.
shareThe audience here loves this humor. You really rectum with that joke.
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