Tits


Biologically speaking, straight men love tits for a very obvious reason: because they provide us with nutrients as babies and because they will provide nutrients to our potential offspring

So we obsess over these appendages. We kill and we die for their sake. I have absolutely nothing profound to say about this phenomenon, I just want to state for the record that boobs are important only because they secrete milk and that's it

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This whole "men love breast because they sucked them as babys and that gave them pleasure and now they seek for it" is pseudo scientific bullshit. First off all, what about girls? They were breastfed too. Then a large amount of men aren't breastfed at all. So there has to be another reason for male obsession with titties. Thoughts?

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Excellent point!!

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Also keep in mind that women like to admire big boobs as much as men do. For whatever reason. #facts #bigfacts

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It's a tactile thing. I remember in the 1990's when they came out with those gel pads you were supposed to put with your keyboard for your wrist to rest on. I couldn't stop fondling it!

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Same thing with those microbead squishy plush toys in the 2000's...

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Dude can't get near a set so tries to write them off 🤦🏿‍♂️. What a soy.

Not sure if that's hilarious or sad.

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I WANT TO SEE HER FUNBAGS NOW.

NOW DAMMIT NOW.

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