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Do You Think William Killed Her?

posted 3 months ago by parkerbot (6459)
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Let's try out some theories before we get sent to the Tower.

I think he was cheating on her with that Rose Hanbury chick.
She was cheating on him with that Thomas Kingston fellow.
William flew into a drunken rage, shot Kingston, beat Kate into a coma and then she died.

Person closest to the truth wins a month of no puns from samoanjoes or a long awkward hug from Kowalski.

Just goes to show that when you hire PR people, make sure they're good or this is what you get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-38GX2YQig

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[–] quartz (441) 2 months ago

Diana is still pulling the strings

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[–] parkerbot (6459) 2 months ago

If true, probably would have saved her son Nazi dressing son from his current wife.

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[–] DMT (4055) 2 months ago

dayumm just watched the cancer video, looks fake as shit. Background completely still, hair not moving although she is outside, daaayyyyyuuuummmm they really did kill her, that inbred family is no good...

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[–] Blade13 (1174) 2 months ago

This is interesting. How do you think he killed her?

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[–] parkerbot (6459) 2 months ago

The theory floating around is he had an affair with that Rose woman (his side piece) she got pregnant, decided to keep the baby, Kate got mad, he flew into a drunken rage, beat her up, she went into a coma and is either still in a coma or dead.

Side theory is that Kate was having some affair with that royal who recently blew his brains out but that's another tin foil hat thread (maybe Willy iced him too).

Apparently they booked a flight somewhere, then the week before she had "planned" surgery (you'd think you'd be recovering from surgery the week after your planned surgery) and some Spanish reporter said in January someone told her she was in a coma.

There's probably more to it but that's the gist.

She's probably playing pickleball with Jamie Foxx and Lance Reddick or maybe, they'll just announce she lost her heroic battle with cancer blah blah blah.

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[–] parkerbot (6459) 2 months ago

More curiousness to add to the pile:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kate-middleton-prince-william-mark-123644155.html

It's their wedding anniversary and we get a new picture of them ... from 2011.

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[–] FootOfDavros (7313) 2 months ago

More weirdness:-
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68942483

Daughter's birthday and yet another solo photo op. Not pictured with her son and daughter on their special days, when a simple literal show of face would quell further speculation...

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[–] parkerbot (6459) 2 months ago

Nothing to see here folks.

Kate took the picture. We said so, so you better believe it.

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[–] parkerbot (6459) 2 months ago

Another puff piece keeping her name in the headlines but not her in the present sense:

https://ca.yahoo.com/news/inside-awkward-scene-kate-middleton-124531454.html

This one's about something from May of 2023.

You have to wonder how many of these will they run until they run the "things have taken a turn for the worse" article.

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[–] parkerbot (6459) 2 months ago

More puff but this time with pics from 2008!

https://ca.yahoo.com/style/prince-williams-girlfriend-princess-kate-180000107.html

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[–] parkerbot (6459) 2 months ago

More of the same:

https://ca.style.yahoo.com/princess-kate-secret-appearance-eurovision-121040653.html

She made an appearance at the Eurovision Final ... in May of 2023.

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[–] parkerbot (6459) a month ago

This just in:

Princess Kate spotted out and about amid preventative chemotherapy treatment

The Princess of Wales has been spotted out and about in recent weeks while undergoing preventative chemotherapy treatment, HELLO! understands.

https://ca.style.yahoo.com/princess-kate-spotted-amid-preventative-120000847.html

Still no million dollar pic taken by a thirsty paparazzi.

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[–] parkerbot (6459) a month ago

Even more:

Kate has recently been spotted out with her family and solo running errands, sources tell PEOPLE.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/kate-middleton-spotted-family-running-151631576.html

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[–] parkerbot (6459) a month ago

Still more!

Sources told People and Us Weekly that the royal was recently out and about with her family, including kids Prince George, 10, Princess Charlotte, 9, and Prince Louis, 6. Although there are currently no known photos or videos of the sighting, the reports mark the first time Kate has been seen in the public since she announced her cancer diagnosis in March.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/princess-kate-spotted-public-first-173300008.html

Well those sources sound like they're rock solid, someone re-bury Robert Stack, it looks like the Mystery of the Missing Middleton is all wrapped up.

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[–] FootOfDavros (7313) a month ago

Definitely still weird goings on here.

If she was seen "out and about" someone definitely would have snapped a shot, given that she now hasn't been seen in over six months. It would be worth a fortune!

My favourite thing about this now though is seeing all these staunch royalists on the twitter getting themselves so worked up that people are referring to her as Kate Middleton and not Catherine, Princess of Wales 😂. They get really excited about it!

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[–] parkerbot (6459) a month ago

A name offends them but her missing for half a year, not so much of a problem.

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