Your favorite Bachelor Party quotes? - Bachelor Party (1984) Discussion

[–] Isaac5855 17 years ago

"And the lucky spice for tonight is..paprike! Haaa!!! Thank you, thank you, you have made me the happiest spice in the world."

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[–] tbreiden37 17 years ago

The Toast with Ricks friends when he tells them about the engagement.

O'Neill- "To Rick and Debbie"

Gary- "To us"

Rudy- "To girls with big TITS"

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[–] NickValentino 17 years ago

My favorite quote was Did anyone order an *beep* from room service ?

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[–] aecail 17 years ago

Not so much a quote but I just love it when the guys applaud random things throughout the movie.

"I am the manager of this hotel!"
Everyone applauds.

"Hey everyone. Cole's here!"
Everyone applauds.

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[–] ArnoldStallone 17 years ago

"Cole everyone. Did anyone order an as*hole from room service?"

"It's only hubris if I fail"--Caesar, Rome.

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[–] pennyliberal 17 years ago

"He says he's having a wonderful time and is considering to change his name to spike."

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[–] waldosanmiguel 17 years ago

Little Moustache Guy picks up the phone: "I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME HERE! YOU'RE FULL OF SH!T, EAT MY---oh, hi mom."
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Ryko: "We have veal p--,pa--, par--, what is that?"
Customer:"Parmesan"
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"Would you like to take some air? Here. Lets get some air."
Opens rooftop. Cole's hairy ass is between their faces. "AAAAAHHHHH!!!" "AAAAAAHHHH!!!" "OH, GOD!!!!"
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Man is hit on the head with tennis ball.
"One of these days, I'm gonna burn the Thompson court right to the ground"
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Subtitled from the horny japanese businessmen . "Uncle, this beats the sh!t out of sushi!"

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[–] squarepeg72 17 years ago

Rick: "Well at least your wrists will be smooth and kissable"

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[–] SureJan 17 years ago

hotel manager: Where do you think you are?

-The library of congress?
-Detroit?
-Beyond the sun?

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[–] JaySherman7 17 years ago

"Paprika!" I also like "Is that the foot long? And then some."

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[–] bluestrat70 17 years ago

"gentleman - start your boners"

this is one of the funniest movies of all time - it has more great quotest than any movie out there.

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[–] cubancee 17 years ago

"What are you nuts? Look at my tits! They're perfect!"

"well, hey , if she can still walk then I don't know my business..."

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[–] fukengrooven 17 years ago

The part where they hang Cole out the window naked. As he is hanging two floors down, his ass cheeks are pressed against the window. A couple walks into that exact room and the guy opens up the window drapes while stating...........

"There's a full moon out tonight"

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[–] GeorgeGraham89 17 years ago

After the dart has hit the wall, and Rick notices and says, "What was that?" and his brother says, "I don't know," and then the second dart hits and Rick and his brother go through the same routine. Definitely showcases Pat Proft's relationship with the ZAZ crowd (Pat Proft co-wrote this movie and the NAKED GUN & HOT SHOTS films).

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[–] stevenackerman69 17 years ago

I like it when Gary is being arrested and is trying to bribe the cops with tickets and then he gets handcuffed to the transvestite and starts screaming, "Oh, no! Not her! No, anything but that! No, not her! Not her! SHE PEES STANDING UP!!! Not her!"

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[–] Rockhound6165 17 years ago

I know these are all repeats:

Hotel Manager: Just where do you think you are?

O'Neil: Library of Congress?

Rudy: Deroit?

Brad: Beyond the sun?

Rick: Any of those right?
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