Your favorite Bachelor Party quotes?
My top three:
1) "Pain is SUCH a rush. So this is pain? Fabulous!"
2) "Yes! Cleveland wins the pennant!"
3) "Come on, doc -- I'll pay my bill!"
"Is that a foot-long?"
"And then some!"
Cole: Look, I don't want any trouble.
Rick: Oh, come on - maybe just a little!
And...
"You know, there's a terrific moon out tonight..."
I can't believe it took until page 4 for someone to say:
"I just bet my balls... and shook on it."
and
Cole: It's got low miles and handles great.
Rick: Well, so does Debi.
In an Indian tone (which is all too commonplace these days, especially when you call help desks), "This being Milt".
"I hope Eileens OK..Eileen? I hope THOSE GUYS are OK"
Not a quote, but the scream Rudy lets out right as he smashes the beer bottle over his head....
"pretty heavy..hey dude?"
"Next!!" as Tom Hanks brother is walking out of the bedroom after getting laid.
"Bestiality? This goes beyond my wildest dreams."
"Yeah, well I like to stretch myself on occasion."
The Scene were Rick and the guys hang Cole out the window naked.
Rick:We're just gonna put you in a safe place until after the party.
Cole: No, no! Please! Please stop! Don't! No!
Rick: Now you stay out of trouble, young man.
Gang: Take care!
Rick: Bye!
Rudi: I hope you die, you bastard!
I would just like to point out that I have it on very good authority that almost all of Brad's lines were adlibbed.
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Go check out your car man its great
Cole: *beep* *beep* *beep*
Rick Did anyonne order an *beep* from room service