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Your favorite Bachelor Party quotes?


My top three:

1) "Pain is SUCH a rush. So this is pain? Fabulous!"

2) "Yes! Cleveland wins the pennant!"

3) "Come on, doc -- I'll pay my bill!"



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All the quotes mentioned in this thread are priceless, but I also laughed my ass off when Tina judos the cops and then beats up Stan, saying
"You said no hookers, Stanley!" Hilarious!!
I think Dr. Stan is my favorite character because of all his uniquely comical gestures.

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nearly all lines in this movie are classic. you so rarely get that anymore in the 3.5 hour comedies so popular today.

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I'm going to break the mold here a bit and post a few non-quotes. Visual gags that I just love.



Rudy showing off for some girls by stuffing his head into a bowl of chips, taking a drink of beer and then spitting on one of the girls before falling over onto the floor.

The grin on the face of that one hooker that went over to the Thompson house during the shower.

Rudy stuffing his face with candy bars.

Gary's reaction to "Tim".

Brad riding on the guy's luggage.

The way O'Neil pulls out his camera and starts taking pictures when all the hookers first arrive to good ol' room 1002



They MUST be destroyed on sight!

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Rudy showing off for some girls by stuffing his head into a bowl of chips, taking a drink of beer and then spitting on one of the girls before falling over onto the floor.
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Yeah, that scene literally made me burst out laughing! Rudy is a beast!

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Another visual gag is when the mother grabs Mr. Dick's "weenie" and Tina signals for her to keep pulling on it, lmao!

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Another good quote is when the hotel guy tells the cops to break the door down and then says, "Hold it! I've got the key."

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Almost forgot this quote "This beats the hell out of sushi!"

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Pimp that looks like Gahndi: Holy *beep* I'm gonna get Milt. And I gonna get the *beep* out of here!

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Yup love that line. His accent really makes it sound funny.

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Rick - "People! Attention, please! ....SHUT UP!
Have I had sex with anyone in this room tonight?"

Crowd - 'No!"

Rick - "You're sure about this?"

Crowd - "Yes!"

Rick - "Fine, good. Resume party."

Rick says to Debbie - "Understand? Now this isn't your ordinary party crowd here. There are professionals in here."

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"You're getting married? Seems like only yesterday I showed ya how to give a blow job."

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"Oh gee, two on a Quaalude. That's bad luck."




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Gary 'She pees standing up!!'

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"Go, baby! Do it, brother! Lay that pipe! Drive it home, brother!" lol, love when he throws his beer at the end of this scene.

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"Debbie..you're a hooker!"

Still use this one, or some variant, on a regular basis.

"You didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya?" - Morris Buttermaker

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We're gonna have a party with hookers and guns and fire trucks!

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Did Anyone Order an *beep* from Room Service? :P

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