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100 things 'Bachelor Party' has taught us

posted 16 years ago by roguetrip99
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1. She pees standing up
2. Having a great view of the moon might not be exactly what you had in mind
3. It's fairly easy to sneak a donkey into a hotel room
4. Cat chow makes great dip
5. Restaurants hire people who can't even pronounce "parmesan"
6. The groooom is in the bedroooom
7. Hundreds of drunken, drugged-out partygoers are absolutely sure they didn't have sex with Tom Hanks
8. If moviegoers get punched in the face and see a school bus crash through the screen, they'll think it's part of the movie as long as they're wearing 3D glasses
9. Don't mess with Stan's wife
10. Nick the Dick is serving a footlong...and then some
11. Assassins actually use crossbows sometimes
12. Kids can breastfeed for 17 or 18 years
13. It's actually possible for a straight man to resist a woman like Tracy
14. Debbie's dad is having a great time and wants to change his name to Spike
15. It's possible to burn down a tennis court
16. Egg beaters can be used as sex toys
17. It seems like only yesterday Debbie's airhead friend taught her how to give a blowjob
18. Household appliances are an even swap for a girl
19. Debbie's cousin is a feminazi
20. Doctors can't dance with male strippers...or can they?

[–] Exxcentrica1334 13 years ago

Bachelor Party taught me there are some things you can't ask your grandparents, like, what's a BJ.

[–] cataclysm1071 13 years ago

That the star of this cheese fest of the cheesiest 80s crap...has the talent to go on to...win multiple Oscars, garner numerous Oscar nominations...and star in some of the most unforgettable movies of all time...

"I win here and I win there, now what?!" Charlie Sheen

[–] Tjcat 13 years ago

PAIN....is such a rush!
Cole needs to get some clothes, he looks awful.

[–] jefgg 12 years ago

I learned from "Bachelor Party" that a jabroni who drives a school bus for a living can get a babe who looks like a super model.

[–] Rockhound6165 12 years ago

Don't know what number we're on but here's my list:

Never bet your balls and shake on it.

Gary was the only one who got screwed.

A tour being cancelled because a (male)singing star who suddenly comes down with a yeast infection is somehow the responsibility of the ticket seller.

Milk based products aren't good for you.

Stan gets annoyed if you use a hand exerciser in his presence.

Doing a lesbian sex show at a bridal shower is a good way to earn a buck if you're a hooker.

Tina is quite hypocritical when it comes to handling sex professionals.

Stan should have left his genitals at home.

Apparently none of Rick's friends mind sloppy seconds.

Order an *beep* from room service and they send up Cole Whittier.

The Parkview Hotel is not the Library of Congress, Detroit, or beyond the sun.

Apparently the duty free shop at the Parkview Hotel doesn't mind selling clothing to naked men wearing sheets.

Uh, oh, it's Mr. Laughs.

[–] KatrinaW 10 years ago

- Cole can rock a tuxedo t-shirt like nobody's business.

[–] MrsMonroe74 10 years ago

lol@jabroni who drives a school bus😅

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[–] drnossal 11 years ago

Cleveland won the pennant.

That's it! Thanks folks and have a pleasant, safe drive home.

"You didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did ya?" - Morris Buttermaker

[–] LadyLovie 10 years ago

lol@#7

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you're going for, the last ride ah haaaaaaaa

[–] oo447762552341 10 years ago

hi do you know the deal with egg beater, at the end Tom Hanks gets it into shot, and says we are married now?