Best Line Ever
I've been kidnapped by K Mart.
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Nope. Sorry. Great lines all, but the funniest has got to be:
"Hello? Yeah, Diane's here, who's this? Oh, well I'm sorry Ralph, Diane can't talk right now, my d**k's in her mouth. I'll have her call ya when I'm done..."
hangs up phone, laughing.
"I love wrong numbers!"
I don't want some renegade necrophile princess as MY roommate!
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"lets face it shes not mother Theresa gandhi would of strangled her"
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why in a discussion of opinion does EVERYONE have to be right??
Carol has just gotten off the phone with the police chief and says "...unless he's a complete idiot and complete idiots are extremely rare..." Looks at Earl and shuts up. Pullman was one of the best morons ever to grace the big screen.
shareI think i liked the "I've been kidnapped by Kmart." line the best because I work at Kmart and can relate!
share"...then its off to Haiti"
"Tahiti!"
I like this line. But I'd tell Carol that complete morons aren't so rare anymore. If she didn't believe mrpe, I'd tell her to go to Washington DC.
shareYou've *beep* with the wrong person! My husband works with the Mafia! When they track you down, you, your entire families, everyone you ever knew will all get chain saw enemas! And that's not all... Oh, my God! I've been abducted by Huey and Dewey!
Time for a little poke in the whiskers.
I might make the difference between life and the chair! ZZZZZZZZ
Aww, gee whiz. That really hurts. I'm a real afficionado of death camp cuisine!
Nice butt. That's what they'll say on your first day in the Men's club. The San Quentin country club. With a cute little rear end like that, you'll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card will be filled every day. You'll be so popular. Making all kind of new, close friends. BIG, UGLY, HAIRY friends; not that you'll ever see what they look like because you'll be facing the other way.
You're very good at this. You should write children's books!
LOL @ -poke in the whiskers-,
my fav.
Muffy meet Adolf
Adolf EAT MUFFY
Man, you are one twisted *beep*
So many funny lines, for sure. I love the first scene in the movie, when Danny DeVito launches into a tirade about his wife and her father - cracks me up every time. A great start to a great film.
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