What's your favourite line in the movie?

'If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present' - Danny.

"Get that damned little swine out of here! It’s trying to get itself in with you. Trying for even more advantage. It’s obsessed with its guts, it’s like a bloody rugby ball now. It will die, it will die!"

Perhaps not the funniest line but the best delivery has to be,"stop saying that withnail of course he's the *beep* farmer!"

"For reasons I can't really discuss with you. The Coalman had to go to Jamaica."

Loads! Don't know if I got them all right cos it's been a while since I've seen it...

"Penrith!" (in the phone box)

"Alright here?" (in the tea rooms)

"You know you want to boyyy" (Uncle Monty)

"Got any more?" (lighter fuel)

"It's like a (bloody) rugby ball now!" (Uncle Monty about the cat)

"Perfume Ponce!" (in the pub)

...and something like “these are the kind of windows that faces look in”???

"I loathe those Russian plays. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow."

I can't believe "My thumbs have gone weird!" hasn't been mentioned...

agree the tea shop scene is one of the funniest; my fave from that there:

"We demand the finest wines available to humanity!"

and let's not forget the drive home: "I'm making time!"

“Listen, we're bona fide. We're not from London!”