Obviously this movie is packed full of amazing dialogue, but for some reason my favourite line is....
Withnail - "Good. I'm glad you're the proprietor."
For some reason that line just kills me. With that look on his face.
As a youth, I used to weep in butcher's shops.
Warm up? We may as well sit round this cigarette. This is ridiculous. We'll be found dead in here next spring.
Right, you *beep* I'm going to do the washing up!
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? How dare you? *beep* you!
Eat it? The *beep* alive
ROCK STARS HAVE KIDNAPPED MY SON
Grab its ring....keep your bag up.
"Someone has been tampering with Hank's memories."
In his search for alcohol, Withnail drinks lighter fuel (I think) and then asks Marwood where he keeps the anti-freeze, to which Marwood replies with:
"You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!".
That cracked me up, big time.
Like a bird on the wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free
And who are you, MacF*uck?!
BASTARDS! YOU'LL ALL SUFFER! I'LL SHOW THE LOT OF YOU! I'M GOING TO BE A STAAARRRR!!! -Withnail
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"There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot."