Ok, UHF fans, let's get this party rolling. We all know that UHF is the best and funniest movie ever made, but what is it that makes it so funny? Post your favorite moment, one that adds to the comic gold of this classic.
share"HE GETS TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!" at which point the kid is knocked 20 feet back into a wall or something...lol classic...
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"God's away on business"
-Tom Waits
Although it isn't THE funniest part, I couldn't help but giggle when Stanley shot the head thug with staples and the stuck to his face. The funny part of this was when the thug was threatening Weird Al's life, and all Al does is randomly reach out and pull a staple off his face! Ha ha!
All of the Raul scenes are just brilliant.
Spatula City
Conan the Librarian
The funniest part is where Al's talking with all of the sadistic people, like the KKK man and the crazed chainsaw killer. There are all of these phcycos and then there's the random little girl with the creepy smile that never goes away! Classic!
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Nobody has mentioned Anthony Geary, I love his part!
"Today we will make plutonium out of common household items."
Some of the best moments are the most subtle moments.
- When the arm comes out of the wall, faintly in the background you can hear Kuni sreaming angrily.
- R.J. Fletcher: "What would R.J. Sr. say if he were alive today?"
Richard: "Help! Let me out of this box! I can't breathe! Help!"
- The Bum asking for change and giving George a dollar bill.
- George's answering machine message to Teri.
- Stanley get caught in R.J. office, and the lead thug says "Don't even think about it. Don't even breathe." Stanley ever-so-slightly holds his breath.
- Stanley: "What's the wrong, George?"
George: "You don't wanna know."
Stanely: "Then why'd I ask?"
- Bob: "Do you mind!?"
Stanley: "No, I don't mind. Go, go right ahead. Do...do you mind, George?"
- Sy Greenblum: "Hello, my name is Sy Greenblum: President of Spatula City. I liked their spatulas so much...I bought the company." [Notice his face when he says "bought". Priceless.]
- Blind Guy: "Is this it?"
Bum: "Nope!"
Blind Guy: "Is this it?"
Bum: "Nope!"
- The Rambo parody, Stanley is locked in a cage with a fence latch. He could have flipped it up whenever he wanted. Silly Stanley.
Howdy Friends, it's crazy Ernie from Crazy Ernies Used Car Emporium. It's a giant supermarket of cars. I've got so many cars, people come up to me and say 'Hey! Crazy Ernie, where'd you get all those cars?' Lookie here, I've got red cars, I've got green cars, I've got enough cars to choke a CAMEL. Tell you what, friends. If nobody comes down here and buys a car from me in the next 10 minutes...I'M GONNA CLUB THIS BABY SEAL!!! That's right, I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal, and you know I'll do it because I'm craaaaazzzy Ernie.
That and the whole Rambo scenario....friggin hilarious!!!
yep i'll add my support to "call me mr.butterfingers"
and
"what better way to say I love you...than with a beautiful hand-crafted spatula"
and
"we don't need no stinking badgers"
and pretty much anything from Stanley...
So many funny parts in this movie.
mine are
The Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse scenes
George: Hi, what is your name?
Billy: Billy
George: Billy what?
(spits in his face)
Bum: Nope
Blind Man: is this it?
Bum: nope
blind man: is this it?
Bum: nope
Raul: Who's next? Ahh, Gigi.
(throws the poodle out the window and it hits the ground)
Raul: Ah man!
Raul: Oh yeah, they hate it when you do this
(starts shaking the ant farm)
Raul: Oh look! their really mad now.
Teri: George, did you get fired again?
George: Yes! yes, its all true, (bangs his head on the counter) I just don't know whats wrong with me! so whats for dinner?
George: Here Bob, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in! go ahead really please, just bash it right in!
Bob: George you know I couldn't do that, you still owe me five bucks.
George: (lifts burnt fries out of the deep fryer) I think these fries are just about done.
George: Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by ufos and forced into weight lose programs, all this week on Town Talk.
George: Sex with furniture, what do you think?
George: Ah ha, road maps!
He blew the lid off satanism!
Satan: Look, all I was trying to say is...
George: Oh, shut up you pinhead! you make me SICK!
Sometimes shocking, always controversial! He deals with topics the other talkshows are afraid to touch! He pries, he pokes, he digs deep! He gets the answers, he gets the facts, and most important of all, he gets the ratings!
George: "Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by ufos and forced into weight lose programs, all this week on Town Talk." (chair hits him)
"Birds don't crawl."
- Turanga Leela
Conan the Librarian in a stern voice: "Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System!?"
Hilarious
As he's yelling at Satan, he throws his glass of water on him, LOL !!!!!!
"Legal custodians!... Get it?"
SUPPLIES!!!!!!!!
Hey, mister. Got change? Oh, wow, Hey, thanks, mister.
Ahhhhhhhhh Red Snappah. Verrry tastyyyy
Do I still get to be janitor?
Spatula City!
Crazy Eddie, I got red cars, I got green cars...
Be there........ Yeah.
SUPPLIES!!!
RJ - YOU IDIOTS! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING I TELL YOU TO DO? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A NUMBER TWO PENCIL?!
Richard - No, I just thought, that...
RJ - YOU THOUGHT?! I DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK!
Richard - But Dad...!
RJ - SHUT UP!!!
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Richard - Happy Father's Day, Dad!
RJ - (grinning) Aww, son, you shouldn't have. (opens long, thin box. There's a watch inside. His smile turns into an agry, raging frown.)
RJ - WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF CRAP? I SAID I WANTED A ROLEX!!! A RO-LEX!!!