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Greatest line ever?

posted 17 years ago by Abacore35
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I think the greatest line in UHF is:

"People like that should be put to sleep" - R.J Fletcher

Simpsons Movie 2/5 in Hateville? Bleehh! 5/5!

[–] KingOfCollege 16 years ago

"Let's see what's in the box! ... NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!"

[–] DarthVoldemort 16 years ago

"we dont need no stinkin badgers!!" haha

[–] gandalf4u2 16 years ago

"YES! YES! IT'S ALL TRUE! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!....so what's for dinner hun?" the headbanging is what sells it

"YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!"--Batman The animated series

[–] edoman2000 16 years ago

SUPLIEEESSS!!!!!!!!!

[–] D-Money8 13 years ago

"Today we're gonna teach a poodle how to fly."

...I couldn't even type that without LOL-ing.

[–] ossome2442 16 years ago

Uh, oh! Boffo fall down go boom!

I rather liked Baines. We shared the same bootmaker.

[–] speedb87 16 years ago

all of a sudden you started screaming... aaaahhhhh aaaaahhhhh... Do you think your brain would blow up?

[–] jason626 16 years ago

"Red Snapper, very tasty"

[–] stivender03 16 years ago

Come on people one of the first lines in the move
"Hey (the mustard squeez kills) we never should've fired George Newman, cuz he's got imagination."

If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.

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[–] MelanieBomer 15 years ago

These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!-Spaceballs

[–] RobBase086-1 13 years ago

LOL Yeah that is hilarious all right!

Dedicated to USA UP ALL NIGHT and the fans! http://usaupallnight.webs.com

[–] nielw 11 years ago

Supplies!

Mirror inspector is a job I could really see myself doing.

[–] Vega_Lyra 11 years ago

"I'd like a steak, medium rare."

Conquer your fear, and I promise you, you will conquer death.

[–] oracle19 10 years ago

"Aww, did I do that? Oopsie!"