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Greatest line ever?

posted 17 years ago by Abacore35
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I think the greatest line in UHF is:

"People like that should be put to sleep" - R.J Fletcher

Simpsons Movie 2/5 in Hateville? Bleehh! 5/5!

[–] TolerancEJ 10 years ago

Change? Ya got change Mister?

~ George gives him coins.
~ The homeless man counts and gives George back one dollar bill.

[–] the_pants 10 years ago

After 15 years they just toss me out like an old bag of mouldy tangerines.

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[–] cdz6969 10 years ago

Do you call this a # 2 pencil?

But Dad...

SHUT UP!!!

Jesus would support Universal Health Care

[–] TolerancEJ 10 years ago

Whenever someone makes a joke that's not really funny, I usually do the fake laugh of Fletcher's son/staff.

[–] ZeoRangerFive 10 years ago

My favorite part really isn't a line per se, it's the part where they're watching Raul's Animal Kingdom with that super confused look and they're like "Where'd you find this guy?", "Me? I thought you hired him". It's just the idea that this guy is on their channel and no one knows where he came from or how he got on the air.

Dragonzord! Mastodon! Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

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[–] speedfische 10 years ago

"What do you think RJ Fletcher Sr. would say if he were alive today?"

"Help! Help! Let me out of this box - I can't breathe in here! Help!"

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[–] SinisterGrin 9 years ago

"On the next Town Talk: Nazi lesbian hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs!" *chair bashes head*

[–] SheldonCooper_Bazinga 9 years ago

My favourite scene was the blind guy trying to solve the Rubik's cube.

"Is this it?"
"No."
"Is this it?"
"No."
"Is this it?"
"No."