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The Ultimate Line-Up Of Bad Rappers


In no particular order I humbly offer the following:

1. Robert "Vanillia Ice" VanWinkle

2. sirK ssorK (Kris Kross)

3. GNR frontman Axl Rose's "Rap Song" MY WORLD on the UYI 2 album.

4. Marky Mark

5. Snow

6. Right Said Fred (I'm Too Sexy For This Rap)

7. Any Person Who Raps For JESUS

Who am I missing?

The Raptor

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Eminem and 50 Cent are by far two of the worst. As for anyone who said that Mase, Skee-Lo, ICP, Vanilla Ice or the Beastie Boys were *beep* you don't know *beep* all. Mase back when he was Murda Mase with Children Of The Corn was summat special. ICP are two of the most successful underground rappers ever, as well as Necro who along with ICP, the Beasties and Vanilla Ice hold the titles for best white rappers, and they are original. Eminem is, and always was a walking joke, and 50 Cent just can't rap, he has one of the worst voices i've ever heard.

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That guy from Beverly Hills 90210 suddenly became a "cool" rapper. Remember that stuff.

Mr-T is a bad rapper, no timing at all but still he's cool.
My mother...there is no other.


Seriously, vanilla ice isn't that bad at all. It was typically 90's music with the crazy flurecent fashion. He was rockin' the mic, did some dancin' and sold a load of records. The stuff you see on the tv nowadays is worse, way worse.


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"Eminem and 50 Cent are by far two of the worst. As for anyone who said that Mase, Skee-Lo, ICP, Vanilla Ice or the Beastie Boys were *beep* you don't know *beep* all. Mase back when he was Murda Mase with Children Of The Corn was summat special. ICP are two of the most successful underground rappers ever, as well as Necro who along with ICP, the Beasties and Vanilla Ice hold the titles for best white rappers, and they are original. Eminem is, and always was a walking joke, and 50 Cent just can't rap, he has one of the worst voices i've ever heard."

Ok first off, you personally may not like Eminem and 50 cent, but it is impossible to say they are the worst. When you sell as many records as they have, someone obviously thinks they have talent. I agree with you on some of the others mentioned, but lets get one thing straight: VANILLA ICE SUCKS. Not only is he a *beep* rapper but he is a lame crying little bitch. The guy had one song that was popular 15 years ago, which he bit the chorus from Queen because he has no originality whatsoever. VANILLA ICE sucks my balls. Nuff said.

"You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebody's gonna start cryin."

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Look,when did it become so vogue to diss Ja Rule. Like it or not, he has sold over 10 miliion albums worldwide over his career,so I guess somebody thinks he is decent. And beyond that, his lyrics may not be groundbreaking, but at worst his delivery is smooth and he knows to to create a hook. Just because that clown 50 cent disses him,he is crap now? well guess what,he is starting to talk about Lil Wayne now too, that mean he sucks too? Please, 50 is a black Vanilla Ice really. On the cover of teen mags,all this alleged street cred cause he got shot.Remember when Ice was supposed to be from the the streets too? Since when does getting shot make u a gangster? Learn a little about the art of rap before ya go off listing names. You gonna compare Ja Rule to Aaron Carter, Gerardo and Brian Austin Green? Please,Bob Saget has more street cred than those morons.

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j-kwon ("tipsy")
ICP
chingy
ray benzino (cant believe no-ones mentioned him yet!)
aaron carter (sooooooo *beep* punchable!)
vanilla ice
shaq o'neill
p-diddy

my personal favourites: eminem, nas, dr. dre, beastie boys

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I don't hink anyone has mentioned the Average Homeboy.


A list of every movie I've seen:
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=20984254

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I can't believe how just a couple of people mentioned K-Fed. He's gotta be right on top of the list.

Anyway, my candidate for worst rapper is that white guy that was on the N.E.R.D. video, 'Lapdance'. Man! where the *beep* did they find that dude! It was hilarious, but he never appeared anywhere else so I'm not surprised no one remembered him. That was his whole carreer, poor guy...

Also, Gwen Stefani is a bad rapper, as ridiculous as it may sound...

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T-Dogg from Waiting... I know it is just a movie but dang...

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Magic 8-ball says Kid Rock is the worst rapper ever.

That means he's worse than MC Eric from Technotronic ("Eric's got lyrics for ya/I saw ya posse/now it's me who's bossy" = hilarious).

Worse than Afroman - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA2J92HOQmw&feature=related.

Worse than porn star Ron Jeremy - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYC56NlXbQ0

Worse than Tila Tequila - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUf4YYZyAQM (no hatering though, love to Tila for having the guts give anything and everything a shot)

Worse than Young Gunz - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkU9oVGr1KE

Worse than the excretory Courtney Stodden - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0

Worse even than Dee Dee Ramone aka Dee Dee King (RIP) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5-G2_1Zj6c - but Dee Dee had the excuse of being on massive, massive amounts of drugs at the time. He admitted later that he knew how awful he was, but he was having fun so WGAF?

Hell he's worse than Insane Clown Posse who are worse than everyone except maybe Fred Durst.

Yep, Kid Rock sucks more than anyone on earth, at everything - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt84J7U75e0

F-you Kid, even Tommy Lee is a better rapper than you - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtmdUzG1I9A


"That's TV, Sammy. That's what you watch when you've got no brains like you and me."

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Pet Shop Boys did the gayest rap ever in "West End Girls".
Deborah Harry of Blondie rapped about aliens eating cars in "Rapture"
Somehow Flavor Flav has managed to escape this list. "Unga Bunga Bunga Geeeeee!"

Sincerely, yahmez the mad.

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I'll toss craig mack out there. Probably not the absolute worst, but his delivery is pretty awful.

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Since NO ONE seems to have the guts to do it, I shall: Will Smith.

Sanity is like parachutes: just because you lost yours doesn't mean you can have mine.

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