Favorite part in move?

soccerhockeychick19 5 nice work! lol, i Was cacking myself reading your post!
I love the lines
'Hey Clarese! BABE! Who you waving at... Yeah! Thought so'
'You let a man with a SPIDER on his head give you a tattoo'
'What can I say? the woman had a system!'
'Been to Disneyworld one to many times Captain Ron?' - 'I dont believe Ive ever been to Disneyworld'
'Im into different cultures, like the other day I was watching Mr.Ed on TV and he was talking French or something and I was like, wow, he speaks French, thats so cool'
'Are we going to any Human type places?' - 'You've heard of St Croy?' - 'Yeah!' - 'We're going to the Island just to the left of it' - 'Oh, whats it called?' - 'Teds!'
'Dont blame me, you're the one who got engaged'
'What about Captain Ron, can we talk about him?'
and of course the music in the car when he's in Cuba

I love Kurt Russell in this movie, he has so many funny quotes

Cupid Shot Me In The Ass With a Poison Dart! - Don Vito

When Ron was telling them he never seen better seamen from the m, and then he says "were gonna f Uckin' die

GOrilla, GEUrilla...GO...GUER. HUGE difference kids, HUGE difference!

I like how they fooled you into thinking that flair gun she fired at the Pirates was that powerful, but than a Coast Guard Cutter showed up.. my dad is in the Coast Guard and I love the sound the siren makes on the ships.

When Captain Ron says "We're gonna fu*kin die!", also the discussion about the pirates is just too good:

Martin- We are not having guns on this boat!
Ben- Dad, we have to be able to fight off the pirates.
Captain Ron- Yeah boss, if we don't ya know they could steal the boat!

Just the way he said that was hillarious.

Also, Craig Rondell's appearance. He played Caroline's fiance, also the reason I decided to rediscover this film again. Strange reason I know, but he's the singer of my favorite band, I thought his part was hysterical, though it was short.