Lots of humorous lines


Spielberg,to relieve the tension, offers many humorous lines; mostly by Goldblum. My favorite is, When you gotta go, you gotta go. What are some other facorite lines of humor?

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Malcomm..See now here I am talking to myself..the the thats chaos theory

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See now here I am by myself, uh, uh, talking to myself. That's chaos theory. That's that line I think.

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What about when that one guy pretended to get electrocuted by the (deactivated) electric fence? Or was he expecting to get electrocuted so he reacted?

RIP
Jeff Hanneman
1964-2013

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He wasn't expecting to. He was pretending as a joke.

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Two lines that aren't necessarily the best but are worth a mention, in my view:

When the fences start failing also over the park, Hammond yells "Where's Nedry? Check the vending machines!"


and this exchange between Malcolm and Hammond:


Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!

Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.


Jeff Goldblum definitely had most of the best lines.


When I said I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed at me. Well, they're not laughing now!

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When the fences start failing also over the park, Hammond yells "Where's Nedry? Check the vending machines!"
Yes, an overlooked line, too. 😀

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"Whats the matter, kid? You never had lambchops?" XD

I mean, really, how many times will you look under Jabba's manboobs?

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^ this 100%

love the delivery.

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(When Hammond is in the trailer at the dig site and he mentions kids).

Grant: "What are those?"
Ellie: "Small versions of adults honey"

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Ian Malcolm - But again, how do you know they are all female? Did somebody go up to the park and pull up all the dinosaurs' skirts?

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Are they heavy?

Yea

Then they're expensive put'em back.

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