why is this rated so low?

"a. Gillie handcuffed to his chair in the group sex session, but free to walk around in the cafetaria (refectory) later" - You're a virgin aren't you?

"b. Gillie being straitjacketed after the cafetaria fight when he wasn't the attacker" - The purpose of this scene was to reveal the flaws in the American justice system.

"c. Police putting up "wanted" posters - for what? - with "Sex Offender" allegation. Puh-lease. And then arresting him like a violent criminal for overflying Jack's house..." - I see were you're coming from and I agree. If it were up to me those posters would have also contained the words "vote", "for" and "president".

"d. Dig flying with one boot and one ice skate?" - You're right. It's ridiculous. How in the hell was he supposed to use the clutch?

"e. Gillie getting his arm up the cow's ass - I mean, really - and then not being able to get it out. I had been trying, reaally hard, to replicate this scene in real life but I managed to get my arm out every time, almost without any effort" - From my experience the cow is a very important factor. No two cows are the same so I suggest you should keep trying.

"Yeah, yeah, I know, it's a comedy, lighten up, don't take it so seriously, yada yada yada - come on, this wasn't even as good as Dumb & Dumber. This movie doesn't deserve to wipe Dumb & Dumber's ass!" - It sure doesn't. That job is reserved to Judd Apatow movies.

Anybody here likes the cafetaria food? I mean the cafetaria food was good a few days ago but now the cafetaria food tastes like socks. They sure don't make cafetarias like they used to make cafetarias.

Capitalization is the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse".

I thought it was unexpectedly great.