Some of the pedestrian stuff always gets me...
"Dang honey you look like a hot dish", especially at 2 in the morning...
or the construction workers saying "Move that piece of s**t!"
Jack Bauer removed my chi with a hacksaw.
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This ones from san andreas but still i pissed myself laughing
Ped - Get out the way i need to take a dump
I GOT SOME ICE CREAM AND DIDNT GET NONE CAUSE U ON DA WELFARE - Eddie Murphy
One old lady ped randomly sez:
"I think I s*** my pants!"
Love it.
Tommy while being chased by a cop: What's your Wife doing?
Tommy while being chased by a cop: I did ya Wife you poor bastar*
Ricardo Diaz: [to his VCR] Eject!
[shouts]
Ricardo Diaz: Plastic crap! You doing this to me? Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic *beep* Aaarrgh!
[shoots the VCR]
Ricardo Diaz: [shouts] Screw you!
[Tommy walks in]
Ricardo Diaz: It eats my favorite El Burro movie, it die! What else could I do?
Tommy Vercetti: It's probably not plugged in.
Ricardo Diaz: What?
[Tommy checks, and shows Diaz the unplugged VCR]
Ricardo Diaz: Damn... no matter, I can buy a hundred more.
Tommy: Remember smile at the other Cops
Lance: Hey there officer nice badge, nice badge
Tommy: Real smooth Lance
I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!!!
But my favorites are when jacking someone-
fat guy in blue bathing suit - "HEY I JUST CAME HERE FOR SOME PUSSY!!"
Guy in suit "atleast let me get my stash out of the glove box"
ANYTHING DIAZ/ ROSENBURG SAYS!!
Yeah, but if I don't kill you, what is there to talk about?
"thats just it Tim...THEY'VE GOT YOUR FAMILY!!!...NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
I'll quit when I am dead!!!
tommy in the car with a prostitute
"Ive been un prison a LONG time baby!"
Vice City dialogues are all hilarious, but this one almost kils me (somebody mentioned already):
Tommy -Remember, smile at the other cops.
Lance -Hey there, officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
Tommy -Real smooth, Lance.
Almost everything said by Fernando Martinez.
Ofcourse the way he steps in on Cutting Crew's song is marvellous, really incredible :P
'i just died in your arms toniiig, mussa been somefing d'you say!'
Waiting for: Alien: Colonial Marines, God of War 3, Midnight Club 4, GTA4: Vice City (hoping).
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I agree, although Area 51 was hilarious.
Also, Vice City lacks The Truth.
"Check out the balls on that guy" - some random black chick.
I couldn't stop laughing for ages.
[I hate humans, and to my horror, I awoke one morning to find that I had become one myself.]
Kinda surprised when no one mentioned this if i'm not mistaken:
Not sure about the accurate words but still hysterical.
Maurice Chavez: Enough! We're running out of time and you've completely failed to answer my question.
Alex Shrub: I'm a professional. It's my job.
And pretty much when what the dark extreme goth guy and his complete opposite, overly, extremely, annoyingly chipper bimbo comes on Maurice's Show is hilarious.
How about this one...
(Tommy beating somene up)
"Blame my mother...I do." XD XD
"The Right Man in the Wrong Place can make all the difference in the World..."
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Female pedestrian on the second island yells (after nearly getting hit), "Lay off the giggle cream!"
shareDialogues in this game are written brilliantly. These are some of my favorites:
Tommy Vercetti: We got Cam on safe. Phil, you and me will handle security. And Hilary will drive the getaway car.
Ken Rosenberg: Uh, aren't you forgetting somebody? Somebody who helped you to no END in this town? Somebody who...
Tommy Vercetti: Ken, Ken... that's right... Ken here, he washes the money for us. And he keeps the drinks on ice!
Mitch Baker: I thought this was a rock station, son, but all I'm hearing is girl's music. What are you doing? You got personal problems, you sort 'em out, son, but don't drag the rest of us down with you, you hear?
Lazlow: Now, hold on, pal! I'm playing the best music in Vice City!
Mitch Baker: No, you hold on, son. This is Mitch Baker, Big Mitch Baker. You play something hard real soon or I'm gonna come by the station and shove that sissy soft-rock crap so far down your throat you'll be crapping hairbands til' Christmas, you hear?
Ricardo Diaz: Ok, listen up, dickhead. You work for me now.
Tommy Vercetti: I work for money.
Ricardo Diaz: As I said, amigo, you work for me now.
Tommy Vercetti: I work for...
Ricardo Diaz: SHUT UP!
Ken Rosenberg: Hey Tommy, I got you that chalkboard you wanted.
Tommy Vercetti: Ah, the benefits of a law school education: the ability to follow instructions.
Everything Maurice Chavez says on VCPR. Especially "you got a corn on the cob eating contest to get to? You got a date with your sister huh? You got some chicklins and grits in the oven?" to the redneck guest lol. Also "... after our previous panelist was car jacked and is now at home arming himself to the teeth!", "OMG, there's blood and public hair all over the studio!" and my absolute fav "you wanna be rude about Pressing Issues now eh? Wha' cho thinking *beep* after whacking the guy with a paperweight.
The men I adore ...
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When Tommy's being chased or attacked by the police (usually), he'll retort, "I did your wife!".