100 Things I Learned From Sisu

3. Bullets will never pass through another body.
4. Knives are able to pass through a human skull with little resistance.

5. German Shepherd dogs don't like the smell of petrol

6 Germans are incompetent idiots

7. In Lapland gold pans were made from vibranium.
8. And knives can look a lot like the brims of hats at first.

9. You can sneak up on a moving vehicle and hop onboard without the trailing vehicle noticing or alerting those in the mounted vehicle.

10. If you are hanged, make sure the knot is loose enough to allow you to get a breath occasionally.

11. Finish women know how to drive German Tanks.
12. You can breath underwater by cutting throats and using the bodies as air balloons - somehow the blood is filtered.

13. Tar pits are excellent high velocity impact dampeners. Just make sure to aim for one when nose-diving from the sky in a malfunctioning plane. They will save your life.