What's the most useless superpower to have? - Chronicle (2012) Discussion

[–] flacrestare 12 years ago

I'm going to say emitting wind would be pretty useless, because it would cause damage to power lines among other things, and you'd end up not being too popular as a result.

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[–] actionmanrandell 11 years ago

if you could control the wind you could fly

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[–] Taravilyaion 9 years ago

I still like Storm's (X-men) powers though..

"Gar nicht so übel, du kleine Schlampe. Man sieht sich immer zweimal, Kleine."

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[–] EricDaNerd 12 years ago

probably the "invulnerability" superpower in CHRONICLE.

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[–] loui_b452 12 years ago

The power to squirt mayonnaise from your eyes.

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[–] GreyHunter 12 years ago

Shades of "Mystery Men" -- the power to be invisible, but only if no-one is looking at you.

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[–] Reservoiren 12 years ago

But if you're invisible no one can see you so your power won't deactivate!

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[–] GreyHunter 12 years ago

Hmm, that's a thorny philosophical problem. I would argue that "looking at" and "seeing" are two different things. You can look at something without seeing it -- a camouflaged object, for instance, or a Magic Eye picture. So somebody could be looking at you and you'd suddenly be visible. But there's the argument that you can't look *at* something you can't see, only *toward*. In that case, we need somebody with an advanced linguistics degree to figure out how the superpower works.

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[–] ExTechOp (2770) 5 years ago

Problem is "Mystery Men" actually showed us at least one, highly specific situation where Invisible Boy's power would not be useless.

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[–] FilmBuff (7096) 3 years ago

I'd rather have Invisible Boy's power than that of The Spleen.

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[–] Lupin-III 12 years ago

Meg's super amazing ability to grow her fingernails.

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[–] berni_rn-869-873544 10 years ago

So.. you mean Sabretooth?

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[–] jesper-thorndahl 12 years ago

When I concentrate REALLY hard, I can sometimes... sometimes... move small objects with my hand.

My super-hero handle would probably be The Couch Potatoe.

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[–] DarkenedHeart 10 years ago

In your case that power is called masturbation.

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[–] yummysinsemilla 12 years ago

Wasn't it a Simpsons or Family Guy episode where they all got super powers and one of them was to control the growth of their fingernails, haha.

I'd say that's pretty useless.

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[–] rabksaj 12 years ago

ability to eat very quicky would be a useless superpower

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[–] omoxus 11 years ago

Re: What's the most useless superpower to have?

by rabksaj » Sun Jan 6 2013 10:20:33
IMDb member since November 2005
ability to eat very quicky would be a useless superpower

Dude, have you ever heard of Matter Earing Lad? Seriously. He's a superhero that's part of the Legioneers. There are other characters such as. Lightning Lad, Bubble Boy, Black Lass, Saturn Girl, Monel, Sun Lad. Karate Kid.

Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega

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