It's gonna suck


It'll be a bland, boring and uninteresting action film.
Damn even the trailer looks like a videogame trailer

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NAAAT!

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Gonna be boring.. Just Fassbender climbing tower after tower to reveal the map..

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Would be pretty sick if he sat on a bench though...

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So, you think it's gonna suck? Don't watch then.






My opinion does not really matter.

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there is not even *beep* blood it's pg 13

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The games didn't have much blood as well, you know.

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there was blood mate but it was optional you can turn it on/off

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I didn't say there wasn't blood at all, I've said there wasn't much of it. =)

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when you turn it on it's a goddamn bloodbath whatever the thing is this movie should be r rated it's a game for adults and it has violence such as slicing throath etc. this movie will suck

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Game for adults? Are you sure you're talking about Assassin's Creed? Yes, of course the adults is part of its players, but the majority of people playing AC is under 18 or at least 21. It's a teenagers-friendly game series, and it was never a bloodbuth. Yes, it has some cruel and violent (though not extremely) moments, but the most of it is not like that. The death itself is almost devalued in this games in terms of morality, so it's not about the horror of killing.

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what the *beep* are you trying to accomplish here mate? i'm saying this movie will *beep* suck because it has no *beep* blood altough it has to. it does not *beep* matter if the game has blood or not. this is an action movie and the main character is an assassin and the weapons he use are most likely blades. and if you kill someone with a blade then there will be *beep* blood.

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Do you think using of filthy language is cool? I'm not surprised you pay so much attention to the blood in the movie. Because blood is 'cool', right?

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yeah mate. ok. OK.

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I had a look at the director's filmography and I'm nervous over the fact that not one of his movies has at least a 7/10.

Oh well I'm still gonna go see it. Michael Fassbender is a good actor so he should make it tolerable and I'd be surprised if it's as bad as the last 2 games. In fact I wish they'd just concentrate on a remaster for all the Desmond stuff instead.

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Please don't look at IMDb ratings for Snow Town and Macbeth. This films are seriously underrated here, they're just not for everyone. Take a look, and you will like at least one of them. Justin Kurzel is a very promising director, one of the best new-coming directors nowadays, and Fassbender was totally right to hire him for Assassin's Creed's director's chair.

About Desmond, that would do a disservice to the movie, actually. First of all, many players would decide not to go to see it because they've already experienced Desmond's story. Second, repeat of Desmond's story would mean repeat of Altair, Ezio and Connor's stories as well. And third, this would be weird because of Apocalyptic aspect of it (ending), 2012 has passed away long ago, so the ending should have been either rewritten or not rewritten but, again, weird.

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Please don't look at IMDb ratings for Snow Town and Macbeth. This films are seriously underrated here, they're just not for everyone. Take a look, and you will like at least one of them. Justin Kurzel is a very promising director, one of the best new-coming directors nowadays, and Fassbender was totally right to hire him for Assassin's Creed's director's chair.

Cool! When I get a moment I might check them out.
About Desmond, that would do a disservice to the movie, actually. First of all, many players would decide not to go to see it because they've already experienced Desmond's story. Second, repeat of Desmond's story would mean repeat of Altair, Ezio and Connor's stories as well. And third, this would be weird because of Apocalyptic aspect of it (ending), 2012 has passed away long ago, so the ending should have been either rewritten or not rewritten but, again, weird.

Don't know if this is also directed at my post but I just want a decent remaster of the Desmond games like they did with the Uncharted series.

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Well, right now Callum/Aguilar plot seems, if not a remaster, to be based on Desmond/Altair's plot. For now. Callum = Desmond, Aguilar = Altair, Sophia Rikkin = Warren Vidic, Joseph Lynch (Callum's father) = William Miles (Desmond's father), Alan Rikkin = um, Alan Rikkin. Callum is also abducted by Abstergo (through different circumstances, however), and they both are Objects of Animus Project. I find it pretty similar, but not the same, of course, because the same plot would not be entirely interesting and exciting to the already existing fan-base.

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Macbeth is really a good movie, but there was random slow and fast-motion ans timelapse, and his cinematography is not terrible but really really artificial and filtered.

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Agreed, sanitized PG13 crap for simpletons

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OP was right, Pg13 sucks for this 20% on RT lol

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