What I've Learned from Aftermath
1. Aviator shades aren't just for sunny days.
2. You can pick up fully automatic weapons at the local gun store.
3. Air Force special operations guys are combat-trained commandoes.
4. Skinny white chicks can be bad-ass AF special operators.
5. Wayne Brady can be a bad-ass AF special operator.
6. You don't need to aim a gun.
7. No training or practice is necessary to become proficient with all manner of firearms.
8. Having gasoline in plastic jugs strapped to the top of your RV while bullets are being shot at you presents no danger whatsoever.
9. Have your aviator shades on you at all times.
10. Amish guys weren't made for these end days.
11. When you need to bust through a chained gate, just drive your RV (your only form of transportation) through it. It'll bust through, the chains won't hold.
12. An RV that's been treated like a tank will show no signs of wear and tear.