2 Truths and a Lie 🤠 - General Discussion Discussion

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

last one for sure - i am going overtime

1- my wife and I choose to have one kid
2- I have my CGA accounting designation
3 - my first accounting job was with the Federal Tax Dept

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

My brain is going soft on me. What is CGA? I'm guessing it's not Compressed Gas Association or the Colorado Golf Association.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

certified general accountant

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

#3 is a lie.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Okay, I'm drinking...again. Good thing I gave up on the spinning wheel of death or whatever it was.

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

3 is a lie

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

drink

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

wrong - drink

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

3 is a lie

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

drink

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

1 is a lie

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

you are correct - there were two miscarriages and then no more. A sad note to end on.

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

Sorry to hear that.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

i made myself depressed just I am about to leave.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Sorry for that my friend.
That's tough.

See you tomorrow. Have a great lunch later today.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

💗

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

If I'm not too late...

1. I was in a movie with Brad Pitt
2. I was featured on an episode of Creepy Canada
3. I was in a movie with Dave Thomas

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

1 is a lie

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

Have a drink

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

3 is a lie.

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

Drink.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Creepy Canada sounded too obscure to be a lie. lol

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

I did have a friend who was in an episode, but not me. I did some extra work the last time I was in school for some extra cash. The Brad Pitt movie is The Assassination of Jessie James... , and the Dave Thomas one is Santa's Slay.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

#2 Creepy Canada? I think Canada is nice. What's so creepy about it?

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

It was a show that featured haunted locations around Canada

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Hm, my daughter would probably enjoy that.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

1.I protect my house with magic
2.I believe walking by the sea cures a cold.
3.I once wrote a letter to Adele telling her how awful she is.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

This is tough because I can see you doing all of these.'

2 is a lie.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Drink!

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

I could really see you writing her a letter.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

That's worrying.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

I just know she's not your favorite person in the world.
I thought write her the letter with a hex attached.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

As much as I dislike her whining I can always switch her right off,or make someone who dares to play it in my presence feel deeply uncomfortable about it!

She doesn't really affect my life and I'm sure she's a delightful person.

The last time I wrote to a celebrity I was 13 1/2 and it was a fan letter.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Yes, I'm sure she is a wonderful person.

I feel you told me about writing somebody.
Who was it?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

It was a British actor called Peter Bourke ,he'd played Smike in a BBC adaptation of Nicholas Nickleby and I thought he was great.
He wrote back enclosing a signed photo.Nice chap.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

1 is a lie.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Drink

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

#2 must be a lie!
You seem stronger than the sea girl

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Drink

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

1. I've slept in every state west of the Mississippi.
2. I've eaten Rocky Mountain oysters
3. I've have Lyme's disease.

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

I'm guessing 1 is a lie

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

I'm so good at this. 😉

Drink

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

I'm kinda relieved. I'm assuming that 2 is what we call Prairie Oysters.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Canadian?

Yeah, I'm relieved too.
I've had Lymes twice and don't think I would trade it for that.

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

Albertan.

Hmmm. I will try almost anything, but I'm not sure I would those. It just sounds so wrong.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Nice.
We have a few people from Canada and they are the tops.
Some of my favorite people on here.
I do give them a hard time and joke around so don't take what I say too seriously.

I'm with you. I've tried a lot of stuff but I could never get myself to even try this.
Just thinking about it gives me chills.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

3 is a lie

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Drink !!!!

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Merde,salud🍻

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

🎶youre the best
Around-Nothing ever gonna keep you down🎶

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times

Soundtrack to my life!!!!!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

Well done!

You can call 'em

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

I just know my booze songs, that's all.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

Youre doing very well
No worries

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

So, I just finished off a gallon of Long Island Iced Tea.
Things are starting to get a bit dark.

What are you drinking?

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

This was the last post that i read before rather rudely passing out lol😁

Rum is my huckleberry

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[–] MovieManCin2 (26342) 6 years ago

Love that song!

😎

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

1.i love spanish soap - operas
2.i worked 12 night shift
3.i'm a quite man

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Definitely 1

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

What is,truth or false ?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

It's 2 truths and 1 lie.
^

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

So,which one is false?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I've already said.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Yes "definitly 1" but is true or a lie? ,you didn't mention it.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Are you joking?

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

No,Dazed i'm not.You didn't clarify that your choice - the first statement is true or false - that's all.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Ok...
*pause to collect myself*

The idea of the thread is to post 2 true things,and 1 lie yes?

I picked ONE thing.ONE!!!!!

ONE not two.ONE!!!!!

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Yes,but is a truth or a lie?

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

You'll have to ask someone else.
I'm done in.

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Well, the response will remain a mistery until 2000+ year,then.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Trust me,it's only a mystery to you!

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

If you say so😉

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[–] db20db (16602) 6 years ago

😆 One of the most natural stoners I've encountered .

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

You+croft=comedy gold every time😂

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[–] croft_alice (12180) 6 years ago

Finally,someone noticed👏

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

^
Knows

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 6 years ago

I'm getting second-hand frustration from this.

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 6 years ago

😂

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Croft-unintentionally trolling since 2017!

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

lol

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

1. My computer crashed this morning.
2. I hit a tree once when I was downhill skiing.
3. I've never been to Texas.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

1 is a lie.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Start drinking. It's true. The blue screen of death.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

I had issues this morning too.
I'm only able to use safe mode right now.

Down the hatch.....

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

I get it. I get really ticked off at my computer sometimes.

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

3!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

We have a winner! 🥇

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

Darn, I wanted to have a drink!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Somehow, it doesn't seem right, does it? You win, but you lose. No shot for you this time.

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

You're a meanie!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Thank you! Being a meanie is OK - sometimes.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

You dont ski
I think
#2!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

You must be thirsty. It's true I don't ski now, but I used to. The first time my friends took me skiing I DID hit a tree. It wasn't too bad but the right side of my rib cage was one big scab, from armpit nearly to my waist. My ribs hurt for about two weeks afterwards. But I LOVED skiing! ⛷ We used to go at least three times a week.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

🍻glugetty-glug

Im glad you made it man
Your Life Lessons thread is a wealth of knowledge and pro tips
The 'big guy' kept you around for a reason!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Nice to hear you enjoy the life lessons. I've collected them for a long time. They help inspire me when I'm feeling down.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

I love them
Many thanks

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

I'll guess 2 as well.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Sorry, but there's a bonus - have a drink on me. 😉

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[–] sslssg (31484) 6 years ago

Starting early lol.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Early? Depends on where you live. It's nearly mid-afternoon where I am, so on a Saturday? It A-OK.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

Yup!
3:30 here EST
GOING STRONG🍻🍻😁

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

1. I don't have a column in Playboy magazine.
2. I don't have a basement.
3. I don't have St. Elmo's Fire on VHS.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

Cant be you then...
Anyway, ive got a column for ya!

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

Shame on you for talking like that to a classy lady!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

What!?!
The column is about 40 feet tall, made of marble and its the fancy Roman Empire Corinthian style

I was going to give it to you free of charge if you only hired a van and two stout boys to move it

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

Hmm, you do know what "stout" means in Dutch, Shogie? I certainly wouldn't mind me some naughty boys. I've got plenty of room in my basement!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

'Stout' means strong you crazy woman!
Lets keep this clean
MC is a child freindly site after all!!
Anyway...my column is all yours its just standing there in the yard all tall and proud, gleaming in the sun.
Lemme know👍

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

Only if you hire two naughty boys to pull on it.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

I called around to no avail
Seems all the naughty boys in town have gone missing

Oh well
Im sure you and i can lug this gigantic column of mine around if needs be...

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

Yeah, if you could please help bring it down to the basement!

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

No place i like better

Ive got this side...you grab that end

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

Taking another tack, I see. Well, shoot a pickle, you're making us think harder. I'm going with #3 is a lie.

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

It's true. I only use an illegal download for my torture practices. Feels way more satisfying.

Have one on me!🍺

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

2 is a lie.

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

You would know, dewey. You've been there plenty of times.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

You told me it was the basement.
I was never sure. I was blindfolded most of the time.
The eye holes in that leather hood never lined up either.

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

You know you need to trust me, dewey. If I say it's a basement, it's a basement.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

You know I trust you.
I always let you do that one thing to me
with that other thing.
Now that's trust.

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[–] Stratego (29759) 6 years ago

Let's do that thing again next Friday!

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

That thing, that thing, that thing

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (74269) 6 years ago

Basement
Oh boy the flashbacks!!

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

1. I re-caulked the bathtub today.
2. I finished round one of my physical therapy exercises for today.
3. I ate a banana for lunch today.

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[–] db20db (16602) 6 years ago

I suspect #3 as the lie.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

🥇 That was too easy. I'm losing my touch. It's okay though, I'm having a coughing spell, tickle in my throat, so I'll be having that drink now.

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[–] db20db (16602) 6 years ago

Actually, no. All 3 sounded very plausible. It was a matter of logic and the process of elimination.

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[–] GlenEllyn (21307) 6 years ago

That's the method I use. There is definitely a strategy for playing this game.

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