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A NEW & IMPROVED KOWALSKI™️


I AM SUDDENLY ALL ABOUT BEING BETTER...


I AM DRINKING WATER...AND I HATE WATER...NO CHERRY COKE UNTIL DINNER.

I HAVE BEEN FORCING MYSELF TO ATTEND TO EXTRA CHORES...WHETHER I FEEL LIKE IT OR NOT...SPOILER ALERT...I DON'T.

I AM WORKING ON MY SOCIAL SKILLS.


HEALTHIER...HOTTER...FRIENDLIER.



ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY LABORS, EARTH.

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Keep up the good work!

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One day at a time.

Oh and don't you leave near LA or something? You should think about installing an RO filter under the sink if you're currently drinking tap or bottled water since you're ground zero for microplastics and other sinister stuff.

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To my distant Pollack cousin: I knew you could do it! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 It’s in your genes or in your case…jeans. Isn’t that where most men’s brains are? 😉 Now follow up with a bar of soap. Why? For your potty mouth of course. 🥴🤷🏼‍♀️

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Jawsome!

Keep up the good work.

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FIRST COKE OF THE DAY...POSSIBLY THE LAST...THIS IS WEIRD.

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Don't be the New Coke of MovieChat.

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life is short

i say drink all the Cokes

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That's one way to make it shorter ( :

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lol

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Who wants to be 90 years old? That shit looks painful.

Signed, million man

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EVERYONE...WHEN THEY'RE 80.

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