The two best lines
"What a strange person."
"There are some who call me....Tim."
"Must be a king... He hasn't got sh*t all over him."
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I'm voting these two of the best lines in film history, not just from this film:
"Good idea, O Lord."
"'COURSE it's a good idea!"
Run Away
What, these curtains?
"A Newt?"
"I got better"
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They ate the minstrels ... and there was much rejoicing.
shareanything that the French guys say is usually hilarious!
shareThey ate the minstrels ... and there was much rejoicing.
That has always been my favorite part of the whole film, along with Sir Lancelot running endlessly towards the Swamp Castle. share
"All right, we'll call it a draw."
"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!"
Definitely;
"Your Mother was a Hamster and Your Father Smelt of Elderberries"
& with 2nd i will escort you off this forum;
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The whole Swamp Castle segment is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, especially the part with the two idiot guards.
Also this exchange:
"But father, I don't like her."
"What's wrong with her? She's beautiful! She's rich! She's got huge...tracks of land!"
"First, the spankings! Then the oral sex!"
shareEric Idle: "If she weighs the same as a duck... shes made of wood."
Bedivere: "And is therefore."
Eric Idle: "...A WITCH."
Three headed Knight head #1 "I do not snore anyway you have bad breath."
Three headed Knight head #2 "Thats only because you don't brush my teeth."
I'm not quite dead, sir!
What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior.
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Spare me your space-age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
"Camalot!"
"Camalot!"
"Camalot!"
"... it's only a model."
"Shhhhhh!"
"What else would I be doing?"
- Paul Kersey, Death Wish 2
Dennis: "I mean, if I went round, saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
and...
Sir Bedevere: "...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."
and for a bonus this one is perfectly delivered...
Guard (Eric Idle): "Ah, Now you're not allowed to enter the room, AHHHHHH"