The two best lines
"What a strange person."
"There are some who call me....Tim."
1) Message for you sir.
2) Now you see the violence inherent in the system
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Let's not go to Camelot, tis a silly place.
And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
IMO, there is no possible way to determine the two "best" lines of this movie; there are just way too many awesome ones.
However, the ones I reference most are:
"JAAAAAAYSUS CROIIIIST!"
"............I got better."
Let a little insanity into your life.
"JAAAAAAYSUS CROIIIIST!" haha, yes indeed. I'm watching the Tim The Enchanter scene on IFC right now and thought the same thing.
share"This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who."
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. If I went round saying I was an emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."
No one said...
Ohhhhhh, sh!t!
I was so scared I almost soiled my armor.
Arthur's JAYSUS CHRIST and his calling Tim names (You silly sod) are great.
Aw, Gilligan screwed it up. Why don't they just kill him?
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i will fart in your general direction
LOLOLOLOL
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