Best one liners ever

I got a black t-shirt done with the phrase "In South East Asia we used to call this kind of thing bad karma" printed across it in white letters, not many people recognize it though lol

"Hey Pinocchio! Where are you goin!"

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Sure The Last Boy Scout had some great one liners, but they are few and far between compared to The 'Burbs and depending upon what you think makes a great one liner, pale in comparison to the 'Burbs.

For example, had they added "I'm going to take that dog and staple his ass shut" to The Last Boy Scout, really at any point in the movie, dog or no dog, and surely had Bruce McGill squeezed in a "Why don't you take your balls out of your wife's purse, make a stand once in your life" it would have been a much more likely candidate to win the Best One Liners Ever in a Motion Picture Award in my household. And many of the greatest one liners in The Last Boy Scout were old when the movie came out, it was just the delivery by Bruce Willis that made them funny. And most of the hilarious exchanges were not in my book one liners, but rather a lot of back and forth, longer-than-one-liners punch lines, and long-set-ups-for-the-inevitable-punch-line type scenes. Not that The Last Boy Scout wasn't a good comedy! But as is evident in the link you gave http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102266/quotes most of the exchanges wouldn't be considered one liners, and would be eliminated for consideration in my Best One Liners Ever in a Motion Picture Award competition. Wait, let me confer with the other judge... Yeah, she agrees. Uh, I gotta go wash dishes..

I'd be interested to hear what your definition of 'one-liner' actually is. Clunky, telegraphed attempts to manufacture a rather poor insult don't always count.


Mr Frampton, vis-a-vis your rump

LMAO!! That was one of the funniest lines in that movie....

And when that same guy looks over at the house after the basement is lit up, he's like, "Smells like they're cooking a god damn cat over there", I lost it, lol, couldn't stop laughing....

best line of all time.

"Hey man...piss off!"

"Shut up and paint yer goddamn house!"

"'Bout a nine on tenstion scale, Rube."







There's a fine line between clever and stupid, really.

haha yeah "It came with the frame" is awsome
even though its not a line the look on Rays (Hanks) face when he eats that sardine on the cracker... Pricless!!

When Rumsfeld foot goes through the porch is killer. Also when he ask the red headed kid his nam and he reply's Hans and Rummy say's something like Hans Christian Anderson, what a fine christian name. My wife and I love this film, had it on DVD for years.

What he says to Hans afterward is awesome:

"Here you go sonny, a little something for the old sweet-tooth" when the brownies are obviously inedible and are covered in dirt and leaves etc :D

"Hey, you wanna go down to the deli and get one of those beef sandwhiches?"

Ah, so even though Reuben denied they were Slavik the accent they use is Slavik?