Best one liners ever
Seriously this movie has some great one liners.
Rumsfield: you got a lawsuit on your hands mister
right after they burn down the klopecks house lol.
"There go the goddamn brownies!"
share"Mind your own business! Mind......your own.......business!!!!!!!"
"You're going to pick it all up. Because you are the garbage man."
"After that car leaves at 8am tomorrow, I'm going over that fence. And I ain't coming back until I find a dead body"
"I'm just trying to take a nap. That's all I'm doing"
"It's a bone....."
"The pizza dude's coming"
"If I see that dog again on my lawn I'm gonna staple it's ass shut"
1 day later
(Sorta sexy voice like she might do so or something to that effect) "oh no bad doggy"
"Ok I think before some falls off a roof or gets caught on fire....."
1-2 days later..........that happens.
"You want to put that back?"
"Be excellent to each other...And....Party on!"