Unbelievably bad


Saw for the first time last night (June 2013). I'm old enough to have watched EFNY when it was released. It made the best of technology available at the time.

EFLA was HORRIBLE. Characters with no personality (not even Snake), worthless plot, clear use of the easiest locations/sets possible, preschool quality computer animation, and jarring soundtrack. At least EFNY had the repetitive synth theme throughout. I only finished it because I wanted to see how bad it got, which is pretty bad. I couldn't believe it was made in 1996!! With digital effects that bad I was really surprised and disappointed.


Just shaking my head.

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definitely carpenters most underrated.

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What is so special about it?

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I enjoy it for what it is.

Come with me if you want to live.

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We've been through this before, Cajun.


We have? I've only seen you complaining about my disagreement that it deserves a higher rating than 5.5

Remind me why you think it's so special.

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"What is so special about it?"

No point explaining to and others here who dont understand the message Carpenter was delivering with EFLA The film was satire. You either get Carpenter or you dont.



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It's not that bad, I'm a big Snake Plissken fan so I guess that helps. But if you just take the movie for what it is, and embrace the cheesyness and poor cgi it's a lot fun. I think the idea of the movie is great (even though it's the same formula as the first) but the execution may be lacking a little.

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I'm with you OP. This was awful. Watching it, I was embarrassed for anyone who had anything to do with it. Can't belive this was the same director/actor combo that gave us such classics as Escape from NY and The Thing. What the hell happened???

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Yup, pointless and useless sequel that brings shame to the name Snake Plissken. So many things wrong with EFLA, with the number one offender being the horrible "orchestral" score as opposed to the low-key synth masterpiece that Carpenter and Co. composed from EFNY. Crappy CG, forgettable and ridiculous characters and an overall lack of enthusiasm from everyone on board makes this a resounding disappointment.

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It's Dadaist... its supposed to be 'bad'.

I watched it for the first time last night, and I was able to pick up on that right away.



I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now

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What's Dadaist?

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Grossly simplified it's stupid for the sake of stupid.

I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now

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Grossly simplified it's stupid for the sake of stupid.


So you're saying the movie is stupid for the sake of being stupid.

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I wouldn't quite call it "stupid for stupid's sake", but Carpenter's sense of control is too great to think he somehow broke the test tube with this little experiment.

What I love about this film is, despite the fact that in terms of story, it's a virtual clone of its predecessor, it manages to feel completely different. Same writer, director, star, story -- different result. In short, it's funny.

The "stupid" comes into it because it because, well, in the future, it looks like everyone's stupid. And their stupidity seems to be organically linked to forms of stupidity we see around us everyday -- indeed, a stupidity that has its roots in a certain city on the west coast of America.

But let's be fair -- Carpenter and Russell have plenty of targets at whom to shake the stupid stick, my favourite being the religious intolerance of a president who "gets it right" once and rides that into the White House with the support of a terrified and superstitious (and stupid) voting population. And let's not forget his vapid revolutionary daughter.

It's one of the most misanthropic films ever made (almost certainly the prize winner in Carpenter's filmography, and that's saying something) because it shows us a world that's completely irredeemable, very plausible, and has us cheer on a hero who, after swaggering around for an hour and half showing us the hilariously dystopian sites, decides to destroy it all. But the film isn't dour or difficult to watch; it's "rewatchable" in a way that nearly trumps its predecessor.

That's Carpenter's magic.

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What I love about this film is, despite the fact that in terms of story, it's a virtual clone of its predecessor, it manages to feel completely different. Same writer, director, star, story -- different result. In short, it's funny.
Very well-said. Nice to see some intelligence in this thread. Carpenter and Russell hate sequels - that's the point. The first movie 'Escape From New York' is pretty dark and gritty. 'Escape From LA' is satirical. Unfortunately it challenged much of the audience who loved 'Escape From New York' and were expecting something similar. Ultimately much of that same audiences wasn't able to pick-up and enjoy the comedic, satirical elements of the film and instead mistook the film for being cheesy and dumb. Since it's LA, the film plays on the whole Hollywood/California scene - the cosmetic surgeon being one of the most obvious satirical elements of the film. It plays on Hollywood action movies themselves. The film is a hoot.

Was it the smart decision by Carpenter/Russell? Not if they wanted to make a hit. They could've sold-out and made a more "faithful" sequel to 'Escape From New York'. But they didn't want to do that and they had the balls to make the movie they wanted to make.

And really - how can you make a true sequel to 'Escape From New York'? The whole idea would've been forced just for the sake of making another one. Bearing that in mind, it's very easy to say why Carpenter/Russell hate sequels.

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@balthazar_bee
"it's funny.
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the film isn't dour or difficult to watch; it's "rewatchable" in a way that nearly trumps its predecessor. That's Carpenter's magic."

I can't agree it's funny. Once I figured out the nice cast wasn't going to produce a decent movie, I looked for parody or B-movie style humor [ie so bad it's good]. But no, no charm or humor.

'Carpenter's magic' was to get a good cast to buy into this. I must say I found it dour and difficult to watch from then on until I finished my dinner and could switch off. Unless the last 40 minutes had some huge redeeming qualities, this is a really poor movie, and waste of talent.

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U guys are insane, this movie is fantastic

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Movie sucked, total crapfest.

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Agreed. It seemed like it was purposefully awful to get a reaction. Peter Fonda was a robot, not even convincing as a burn-out. I found myself fast-forwarding through most of it.

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I'm not disagreeing with that. The movie was crap. I can't believe Carpenter and Russell even made this heap of garbage.

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