Unbelievably bad


Saw for the first time last night (June 2013). I'm old enough to have watched EFNY when it was released. It made the best of technology available at the time.

EFLA was HORRIBLE. Characters with no personality (not even Snake), worthless plot, clear use of the easiest locations/sets possible, preschool quality computer animation, and jarring soundtrack. At least EFNY had the repetitive synth theme throughout. I only finished it because I wanted to see how bad it got, which is pretty bad. I couldn't believe it was made in 1996!! With digital effects that bad I was really surprised and disappointed.


Just shaking my head.

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You know i love these "Worst movie ever made threads." No "Manos the Hands of Fate" is Unbelievably Bad. This is just Mediocre Action Film. Watch more movies bud.

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Beyond cheesy on the following examples:
CGI my 15 yr-old cousin can make at his home computer.
Cheap, on-the-nose dialogue: “call me snake”
Bottom-end bad acting: the president’s daughter. She talks like someone with an anal rash.
The bad guy being a cheap copy of Ernesto “Che” Guevara.
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I'm not sure you can compare any Carpenter film to Twillight...

One is a visionary writer/director who has given us some awesome films... the other is made for retarded tweens and has no story what so ever.
It's like compareing The declaration of Independence to toiletpaper.

That said, I'm a Carpenter fan but this movie was awful! Just regurgitating the previous one without any substance or caracter development. Even Kurt Russel seemed tired of his "Call me Snake" rutine and he co-wrote the crap.
It was basicly the same story, with an anoying teen, Che Guevara knock-off and stupid premise. Not to mention the ending. WTF.
It gets 2/10 stars and I'm being generous.

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This film can be easily compared to Twilight, they're both terrible. There comparison done.

And I really really hoped I wouldn't die

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The over-the-top leftist paranoia ruined it for me. A regime in America where Christians suppress everyone else and send any non-conformists to prison? So laughably absurd.

"I've seen things that would make you want to write a book on how to puke."

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A full quarter of the United States would, if they were able, gladly institute a Christian theocracy and wouldn't bat an eye if people they deemed 'immoral' were rounded up and sent away. And revolutions have been successful with lower numbers than that. It's far too plausible.

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Based on what, your paranoia of Christians? What a buttstain you are.

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It could be rightist paranoia too. No smoking, no red meat..

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There are two things majorly wrong with it - the incredibly hokey dialogue (even Russell`s half whispered, snarling one-liners ("Snake!") sound kind of funny more than anything else... I mean ridiculous) and the special effects/CGI are so obviously fake it`s campy. Other than that it`s a pretty OK actioner, even though nowhere near the quality of Escape From New York.



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I know I shouldn't like this, but I do. The whole thing was a complete rehash, the special effects sucked even back then, it didn't have any of the dark grittiness that made the original so awesome, etc, etc.

But it does have one thing going for it, and that's Snake Plissken. I disagree with the OP that Snake had no personality, well, he had the same as in the first film. I thought that the only thing that was comparable in the two films was Kurt's performance. Snake wasn't exactly a deep character in the first one, he was so cool because he was quiet and mysterious. The surf scene, which lasts all of 45 seconds (and yes it's silly and the effects atrocious) is the only time Snake seems out of character. And I thought they expanded on him nicely, and in the same style as the first. Most everything you learn about him is from stories people tell that make him sound kind of legendary, he was caught gunfighting, basically he's been the same Snake for all these years.

And the ending is very good. I'd say I like the ending more than the first. Rather than just tearing up the tape, Snake uses his hologram projector and all that, then sends the world back to the Dark Ages. That's like the most Snake Plissken thing you can do.

I really like the beginning and the end, but everything in between is kind of boring and sometimes silly. The script was really focused on satirizing Los Angeles, which was a tired concept even back then. The characters Snake meets along the way aren't that interesting, as the OP said. At least not compared to the likes of The Duke, Cabbie, Brain and Romero from the first. I think Stacy Keach does an OK job, but I don't think anybody can match Lee van Cleef. It's nowhere near being as good as the first, but to me it's an acceptable though inferior follow-up.

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Totally agree. I just watched it tonight. I loved Escape from NY. It was actually a movie that took itself somewhat seriously. This movie on the other hand was pure campy trash, and not the good type of camp. It was horrible in every way. This and that Mars movie was pretty much the end of Carpenter's career as a good filmmaker.

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