Rian Johnson Wants To Have Lunch With You

Your Snoke theory sucks. Your Rey theory sucks. Your Luke theory sucks. (Are you detecting a pattern here?)

People bid to buy these two lunch?

And each of them can bring a friend along for you to pay for??

And you can't have any booze???

Seems exploitative to me.

At least some at risk people will get to listen to Ravi Shankar.

I'd rather listen to Disney's excuses for having a CGI Leia appear in IX.

I want to go and then dine and dash.

And look at how lifeless and restricted this all sounds. I mean, I get it that they can't just randomly meet at a Denny's with any random dude on the street for an unlimited amount of time, but this wouldn't sound fun even if it was with my favorite directer and star. And if I win after bidding a wad of cash, I'm still expected to pay for the meal. I'm pretty sure these two can afford a plate of food.

Valid for 2 people.
At least 1 participant must be 18 years of age or older.
Duration: 1 hour.
This is a private meet and greet.
The winner may take a photo.
The winner can take something small to be signed.
A meal is part of the event.
Winner is responsible for the cost of the meal.
Alcoholic beverages are not included.
Gratuity is not included.
Scheduling is based on Laura Dern and Rian Johnson's availability.
A friend or colleague may join Laura Dern and Rian Johnson during the experience.
Not valid in December.
Additional blackout dates apply and are based on Laura and Rian's production schedules.
Winner must be flexible when scheduling as production schedules are often not available far in advance.
Experience cannot be resold or re-auctioned.
Travel and accommodations are not included.
We expect all winning bidders and their guests to conduct themselves appropriately when attending an experience won at Charitybuzz. Polite manners and respect for the generous donor and adherence to any rules or parameters are a must.
To be scheduled at a mutually agreed upon date, based on the donor's availability.

I'd be like, it wasn't that bad, the fans are overreacting.

Some alt-Right douchebag is going to buy it with donations just to berate Rian and Laura for an hour.

Wow, Laura Dern! I loved you in "Jurassic Park"... that's about it.

You were apart of my two most hated pieces of entertainment this year. TLJ and Twin Peaks: The Return. It's actually a toss up for which one I hated more.

Hey, Ruin Johnson is here! Just curious, but did you watch TFA at all? Do you know that parts of a trilogy are suppose to connect together? Did Mark Hamill just give you the stink face all through production for destroying his character? When you were writing the Canto Bight scenes did you know right there that everyone would hate them? During the writing process, did you have scenes where you were like "The fans will really love this part!" and then you deleted them? Do you have any voicemails from JJ Abbrams that are like "Dude, What the fuck?" or "How am I supposed to fix this garbage?" When you were filming did you notice that John Boyega and Kelly Marie Tran had no chemistry whatsoever, but you decided to say "Meh, screw it. I'll just shoehorn that romance anyway."? Does Kathleen Kennedy know anything about Star Wars besides the box office figures......

Ruin, where are you and Laura Dern going? The deal was for an hour, and I wasn't done with my questions! Wow, I've never been flipped off by a celebrity before.

This chicken is really good.

poison?