I get choked up every time I think about INXS without Michael Hutchence

posted 3 years ago in Stevie Nicks

Bert would have gotten run over by a car and the forest would have had a devastating fire that cleaned the rest of them out to finish off the show.

posted 3 years ago in The Raccoons (1985)

"Why Do I Have To Be Mr. Pink?" "The Psychotic Mr. Blonde" "Diamond Heist Warehouse Debriefing Fiasco"

posted 3 years ago in Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Looks like he sniffs bicycle seats

posted 3 years ago in William Shakespeare

It made me burger hungry. Hungry for the burger that makes you full.

posted 3 years ago in Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986)

Well there's three turds of a comic

posted 3 years ago in Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984)

Aside from Calvin And Hobbes, The Far Side, Doonesbury, and Bloom County name a comic strip that didn't suck from that time frame. The rest were just filler for the comics page.

posted 3 years ago in Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984)

Check out "The Island" from 2005. There is a discussion about it having similarities to Logan's Run

posted 3 years ago in Logan's Run (1976)

I think you're getting this movie and the actual moon landing mixed up. That's what happened at mission control after The Eagle landed

posted 3 years ago in Capricorn One (1978)

It's on youtube in full. First hit when you search the movie.

posted 3 years ago in Joy of Sex (1984)

Let me guess....you were born after the year 2000?

posted 3 years ago in D.A.R.Y.L. (1985)

I found a VHS copy of the sequel. It has none of the charm of the first and a lot of it looks like it was shot on home video as opposed to film.

posted 3 years ago in Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

Of course not....the ol' hole in the bottom of the popcorn trick.

posted 3 years ago in Street Fighter (1994)

What's her number?

posted 3 years ago in Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)

Heh. Don't let this guy watch The Monster Squad then.

posted 3 years ago in Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

The son and Ricky Butler (Feldman) discuss in the kitchen that they saw the neighbors digging graves in the backyard.

posted 3 years ago in The 'Burbs (1989)

But then you can break it down even further than the specific sperm/ova gene set is what would make the John Connor that exists in the movie universe. Edit for wise ass comment addition: If Kyle Reese cums a second later or the sperm travels out of the opposite nut it did the first time we end up with a movie about Joanne Connor instead.

posted 3 years ago in The Terminator (1984)

This is a movie? I thought it was a documentary.

posted 3 years ago in Commando (1985)

People talk about it more than...say...that Crash Test Dummy cartoon. It probably did not help that the DVD set was really expensive and hard to source during the DVD resurgence of 80s cartoons 20 years ago. I paid about $110+shipping for the Fire House set. Edit: Bad example. The Incredible Crash Test Dummies was a cartoon special and not a series.

posted 3 years ago in The Real Ghost Busters (1986)

17 years late, but there is a SNL sketch about composers that goes on way too long with a similar joke structure.

posted 3 years ago in Spies Like Us (1985)