I just found out the priest at the church near my house hung himself.
I was absolutely shocked. I didn't think my blowjobs were that bad.
shareYou don't deserve a face palm image.
shareBecause this one was really good?
shareI think Prince William beat you into the next world and you've been replaced with a replicant.
Quick, say something rude about Kowalski to allay my fears and confirm you're really you.
Kowalski smells like onions.
shareThat sounds like something an imposter would say.
Onion rings smell nice.
First Andy and now you.
I'm talking raw onions.
shareLook you imposter, I don't know what you've done with the real samoanjoes, but thank God he's gone.
His puns were horrible, that's French for horrible by the way.
Now, please tell us more about your sexual experiences with the Catholic Church. Did you, the Pope and Colbert have a holy trinity three-way?