I just found out the priest at the church near my house hung himself.
I was absolutely shocked. I didn't think my blowjobs were that bad.
shareI was absolutely shocked. I didn't think my blowjobs were that bad.
shareYou don't deserve a face palm image.
shareBecause this one was really good?
shareI think Prince William beat you into the next world and you've been replaced with a replicant.
Quick, say something rude about Kowalski to allay my fears and confirm you're really you.
Kowalski smells like onions.
shareThat sounds like something an imposter would say.
Onion rings smell nice.
First Andy and now you.
I'm talking raw onions.
shareLook you imposter, I don't know what you've done with the real samoanjoes, but thank God he's gone.
His puns were horrible, that's French for horrible by the way.
Now, please tell us more about your sexual experiences with the Catholic Church. Did you, the Pope and Colbert have a holy trinity three-way?
This isn't a pun. Is this supposed to be a joke?
shareIt's is a joke, it's not supposed to be one.
shareIt doesn't make sense and it isn't funny. Is the joke suppose to be that you are gay, but bad at it? You and the priest were supposedly lovers, but the sex wasn't good? Or are we supposed to laugh at the idea of someone committing suicide?
shareNone of the above. Priests have a history of forcing children to perform sex acts on them.
shareSo the joke is about child abuse? Not really a funny subject. That makes the joke even worse.
shareIt's called dark humour.
shareDark humour only works if it is funny. This is just in poor taste and the joke is so badly worded it barely makes sense. The "joke" doesn't mention that you knew this supposed priest when you were a child. It sounds like you are talking about your house now, not when you were a child.
shareDark humour is supposed to be in poor taste.
sharehttps://collegian.com/articles/opinion/2021/10/category-opinion-eckburg-theres-a-difference-between-dark-humor-and-being-a-jerk/
I'm not weighing in on your joke, but there is a line.
I don't think you can be a jerk to pedo priests.
shareNo, but you can be insensitive to those who have been abused by pedo priests.
shareBut this is a joke mocking the priests. At first you feel bad or him committing suicide, but then you realize why.
shareJokes are supposed to be funny.
shareThat's a separate argument. Comedy is subjective. I don't expect everyone to laugh at every joke someone tells.
shareNo, they don't, but there isn't even a pun in there. You had the opportunity when you used the wrong form of hanged.
shareCorrect there's no pun, it was just a joke. I am aware that "hung" isn't a proper word, but "hanged" sounds wrong and childish to me. It's actually a rare time parkerbot agrees with me. I may need to take a screenshot.
shareI’m not sure I get the joke. Why would someone kill themselves because of lousy sex?
shareThat's just how bad the blowjob is.
shareLol oh man. I don’t think this one landed. It’s alright not all jokes are gonna work but you gotta try.
shareJust like Hitler's mom giving birth to all her kids, not all turn out the way you want them to.
shareOh boy, your Holocaust jokes are going to be fire and turn this place into a real oven.
It's hanged, not hung
https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/hung-or-hanged
https://youtu.be/TSyiZ61BspU?si=-s-wL_ABdJWimxUr
shareI believe you posted the wrong link. I didn't see a video of an audience clapping.
share😂
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