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Shit happens.
He's basically the opposite of this:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/5NeS4ueaU6w?start=19&end=25
I dunno, there's not enough gay tension between Batman and Robin. Hollywood really needs to step it up if it wants to survive in today's market. Maybe have a scene where Batman hands a stack of papers to Robin? When Robin's hand goes to grab it, Batman seductively brushes his finger across Robin's finger in a closeup, leaving him aroused and confused, like in that scene between Clarice and Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs?
In the end, he was just their pet. Just like Michael Strahan is on Good Morning America so he can be the pet of the housewives who watch the show. They're real life magic negroes whose purpose is to make white women feel affirmed.
Welp, that white savior fantasy turned out to be a dud.
Thanks, Obama.
Bill Maher has turned into a cranky bigot and a grumpy old man. He has more in common with conservatives than liberals these days. He's basically Archie Bunker now. I wouldn't be surprised if he yells at kids to get off his lawn.
The only liberal beliefs he still holds are the ones he publicly invested his identity in as a young comic and can't separate from them without losing his credibility.
Wow, congratulation to them! They knew they had a winner on their hands when they committed to the massive marketing campaign ahead of the movie's release.
I read it was something that was always done in Japan when building technology that could survive earthquakes didn't exist. People got used to the idea that homes were temporary and disposable like paper cups. That technology does exist now, but old habits die hard.
Brie Larson could play a superhero Barbie who apprehends some incel Kens trying to sabotage the air conditioner of a movie theater.
Olivia Wilde is the judge presiding over their case, and Anita Sarkeesian is the prosecutor.
Their defense attorney is Mark Hamill, who drives them crazy because he's drinking a glass of green milk and loving it.
The success of this movie really got some men's g-strings in a bunch. The haters are RAGING! If there's a sequel, I hope it includes Brie Larson and Olivia Wilde, with a guest appearance by Anita Sarkeesian.
You know what else is pink? I once saw this camgirl insert a flashlight in her vag and then turn off the room lights. The glow from her nether regions was truly the most glorious shade of pink you'll ever see.
I tell ya, someone ought to use a spectrometer to sample that wavelength and have it be the official color for all Barbie products from now on. "Pussy-glow pink". Hell, it should be a Crayola color.
As a red-pilled incel, I'm so infuriated at this movie that I've decided to throw away all my Barbie dolls. From now on, I'm playing exclusively with my Ken dolls.
Word is out that it's quite good and funny. Plus it's high concept and subversive. It's genuinely new at a time where the other movies out there feel mind-numbingly the same.
Going by the previews, they already have a joke about her high-heel feet. Might as well go all the way and make jokes about the rest of the parts too.
Cute, like that story Cartman told, about the guy in the alley who told him to close his eyes and suck it out of a hose...
Yes, it's like when an old man plays the game "stick your hand in my pocket and search for the roll of quarters" with a child. It's just a game. If you read too much into it, you'd be mischaracterizing his pure and innocent intent.
Before: "Free Tibet!"
After: "Lock him up!"
I think that's how the movie intended you to view Charlie, with disgust, because that's how Charlie viewed himself after he had an affair with a man, which cost him his family and also ended in the death of the man he had the affair with.
It's sort of like in Porco Rosso, where the guy is suffering from survivor's guilt and becomes a pig. He's thinking there are people who hate him already for being gay, but with what he did to his family, and the death of his partner, he's feeling especially low.